Dark History Mafia: Daypart 1

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@Wylted
Oh ok
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@Wylted
You're right XDDDD

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@Vader
 Oops above meant for you
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I wasn't told my character in my PM, only my role

Why does Grey have his?

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@Vader
 Can you survive lynches, or are you only NK/bulletproof?
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@Speedrace
NK Bulletproof
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@Speedrace
Religion isn't a race faggot.
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@Greyparrot
 Sensitive but ok

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Basically this is the game
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-PressF is bomb
-Everyone has a 12x vigil, 12x BP NP(Vigil shots are useless basically)
-The second mafia is a god-tier mafia
-Scum hunt the mafia using reads and such

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@Vader
 I'm completely death proof, not just NK

I'll be the one to shoot Press tonight
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@Speedrace
Thanks.
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@Speedrace
if thats the case then everyone needs to shoot wildly to see
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@Vader
 The three of us literally just choose 3 inactives lol

I'll be the one to do Press since I can't be killed at all
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@Speedrace
Yep lol

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everyone has the same role too remember that
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first things first

VTL SupaDudz
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Obv, I am also 12xVIG 12xBP.  I note that my role is the only individual to have done some good in the world so...never mind Wylted's just trying to get my goat.

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@Greyparrot
Also, suicide bomber fits the name Muhammad 
Wow, fucking Islamophobe


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@Wylted
Serious question...

What are you on?
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One time I was driving across the middle of Ireland right at the divide so you could see, like,  15 miles in every direction and there was nothing but green earth and blue sky for 15 miles in every direction and I really needed to take a shit.  About two miles away I spotted this brown dot by the side of the road that eventually resolved into a brown can- 10 feet high, maybe 5 feet in diameter.  I pulled over and sure enough, the can was a public toilet.  There were directions on the side that explained that this was a self cleaning toilet.  You had to put in 20 cents which I had, fortunately and the door uncompressed like some kind of submarine portal.  The stink that come out of this toilet was amazing- just horrifying years of puke and shit and dead animals and ammonia that this can had been churning and mixing and spreading in a thin layer over every internal surface for years.

For a moment, I considered pooping outside next to the can- as kind of a best effort gesture but in the distance I could see another car approaching  and I really hated the notion of being the ugly American who can't even shit to an Irishman's satisfaction so I decided to tough it out.  I entered, every surface was corn syrup sticky every breath stank of death.  I tried not to let the seat touch my bare ass but it did a little.  The water faucet didn't work.  There were no paper towels.  When I emerged, the door automatically closed behind me  and began it's cleaning cycle, like a washing machine on spin as I wretched a little on my hands and knees in the green, green grass and  then continued on my way.

For some reason, when Wylted asked me to join this game I thought of that brown can in the green/blue distance but I didn't make the connection. 

And now this morning, its like the door has opened for me and I am remembering that smell all over again.
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@oromagi
 Supa was the first to claim so he's obviously town confirmed, Grey as well
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@Greyparrot
I am oro & richard simmons so if anybody gets called faggot in this game it ought to be me, greybird
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@oromagi
Call me a racist first to qualify.
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@PressF4Respect
That is the correct slur, heterosexual.
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@Greyparrot
fucking racist nazi/confederate-grey bird
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@PressF4Respect
Can you confirm what Wylted said about you?  What role/powers?
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Claim or die

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 I'm completely death proof, not just NK

I'll be the one to shoot Press tonight

WTF?

deathproof is the scum version of bulletproof.

What X deathproof are you?  What are your other roles?

Thanks for making it easy.

VTL Speedrace


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@oromagi
Lol please do, death proof includes Lynch proof

I'm 12x on it too so if you wanna waste your lynches go right ahead :)

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@oromagi
 Also 12 on vigil shots