Look in the mirror.

I see a lot of site-memory-space wasters posting far-from-wholesome threads, sewing stories, trolls get fed,

Most they've said's I'm a boastful threat to their fragile self-worth, crispy toast to their overburnt bread,

How the shards come sharp from the shattered glass, spattering, egos crushed tryna give mine a battering,

Thing is you can throw as many stones out that greenhouse as you want, but you can't evade the wrath of this Anakin,

Beast-made rebel, like the devil found a home in this heart, fire crackling,

What the fuck'm I battlin'? Like literally who in the hell are these irrelevant peasants tryna' get unpleasant acting like they're matterin',

I've been on this site since the start, the fucking heart of DART called damn gallbladder, get up off o' your fat ass and vote against me, rambling 'bout bullshit reasons I suck in 'n' out of the debate arena, wannabe John Cena, moderate your thought process before you judge other's judgements, this site's leaderhip's great embarassment,

Like if we got your Résumé on display, it would say DART's greatest debater on paper for a while; specialty - relentless harassment,

I get it, Ram, I'm a has-been, I'm a thorn in the side of the site you want; give me aloe vera for the butthurt, I'll give you a migraine; no aspirin.

I see a lot of people throw shit on my name, but where are you in the game? Could you handle the fame?

Light a candle in the darkness you've clouded yourself in; quiver at your reflection in shame,

It's easy to talk shit like 'haha moron you're no genius', when you aint gotta admit you're just a big dick with a tiny penis,

what? this callout thread's too vicious? Should I be sarcastic and say 'wow I love you pinkfreud, please feel something other than shit and guilty when you read this!'?,

I find that kind of shit's needless, I aint pleading the fifth, I'm coming straight out the gate; y'all can type shite behind a keyboard, but in real life you're everything you say I am, rejects.

Press f for respect

wonder what pussy will reply to this before they get it locked for being a callout, probably none.

Bruh this belongs in Music

call out thread,locked k bai :)

call out thread,locked k bai :)

call out thread,locked k bai :)

spam by dr franklin, noticed k bai

your threads in this section belong in the trash can, deleted for spam and callouts. maybe miscellaneous or personal would do though.

@RM

My goodbye thread was WAY better than yours (in the sense that it’s actually genuine)

#truth

which part was genuine? the penguins or the goodbye?

The fact that I didn’t lie about anything on there

especially not the penguins.

someone dumb,noticed k bai :)

try writing anything half as good as my OP, let's see who is dumb or lacking originality.

Nah mate

pls handle the spam

pls observe the spam

spam be gone

@RatMan

I'm extremely confident, very strong but yeah I'm egotistical. 

1/3 not a bad attempt for someone of your capacity.

I don't know if you're dumb, or just functionally illiterate.

If you were confident, why block me (even though you are STILL talking)?

If you were strong, then why did you do literally everything within your power to get my parody post removed? 

Also:

An unconfident, insecure person would unblock you the moment you said 'if you're secure don't block me you functionally illterate dumbshit who can't do anything right' but I'm secure and your bullying doesn't work on me.

Get the fuck out of my life, seriously, you're actually becoming a real fucking nuisance around here.

Strength is shown in how one tackles humiliation, not in running away from it when it's available to remove it and punish the wrongdoer.

hehe

I look into the mirror, I see myself

Then I realize...oh no

not crazy about all the drama but this is def one of RatMan’s better poems. Nice 

If this is one of his "better" poems, then what does one of his "worse" poems look like?

I don't think I want to know lol

It's a taste thing but I like his syllabic compression. When he puts together a string of solid internal rhymes and stays on point, I like his stuff a lot.