Pizza Mafia DP1

we will*

For one I don't give a shit  pretty confident in this one.

Second that is faulty reasoning.  

Wonder if that was a freudian slip there but don't care to analyze that at the moment

 If my assumption about him is correct, he's town, if not, likely scum, that's why

And look at DP3 and 4, which were closer to the weekend, my play style would've gone back to normal

 Also what is y'all's problem with not @ing people?

Actually let me just out him

I'm very confident that Warren is the second Mason, which would explain why he is so mad at Pie, if not then his wagon on Pie makes no sense and is a scum read

I just don't want to rush your response when I did it earlier. I figured it wasn't urgent. I have pretty much made up my mind about you later on. So it is about me campaigning for your lynch. I don't want to make the game suck for you. I think scum should have fun also and me arguing with you about something my mind is made up over serves no purpose. 

 Ok, I didn't say this earlier because it got me NKed last game, but I can be town confirmed by another role in the game, and I can claim of you want me to but it would help scum tremendously

If you are town and can't prove it, you are getting mislynched. I advocate for anything that avoids mislynches. 

You literally have to prove it right now though. I just am not going to allow scum to buy an extra dp  and set us back

 Sorry I'm in class so not much time but in like 20 minutes I'll have a free period

I'm deputy

Based on Speed’s claim.

Yeah, I am busy. Just cite why you want me to lynch someone and I'll help out

Don't unvote for that shit. The dp ends at like 3pm and he is just trying to buy time. Whatever his claim was probably could have been condensed to a sentence and quickly typed out

You need to pay attention, but am glad you agreed to vote with a provided reason. In celebrity mafia we can see that speed's personality is passive as scum and assertive as town based on his town play dp1 and his scum play on dp2. He has a passive personality this game. So now please VTL him. 

We have less than 5 hours this dp. We need to come together for a lynch

Ok I'm back on I'm in my free period

Might as well full claim at this point

I'm a calzone, justification is along the lines that I'm not as good as pizza but I'm a good go to when there is no pizza etc etc, so that makes me the deputy

I have a strict teacher and would rather not lose points over a game lol I can take a picture of the stuff we were working on of you want but it's really not that deep I feel like

I can 100% guarantee you that my role will be proven next DP for reasons I can't say since it would help Mafia too much

so you’re telling me in a game based off pizza ingredients (per OP of signups) that you’re not a pizza ingredient?

Also the claim makes me even more suspicious because having masons, a cop, and a deputy is pretty OP for a small game.

That solidifies my read. I knew it was some shit just to buy a dp to mitigate damage early for the scum team. 

Also for anyone that needs it spelled out, no, that isn’t a soft claim cop. *If* there’s a deputy that confirms that there’s a cop.

Who the fuck claims Calzone LOL. Scum team is other Italian foods most likely. I feel bad for them. Probably not much room to fake claim this game

Mason acts a weak cop and mason can act like a named Towny also a weak towny but too much town confirmation this game for a deputy and mason

One, how would I know there was a cop? Second, cop can investigate and town confirm me. Third, I can guarantee that my role will be confirmed next DP unless Mafia is dumb

As far as my role, what an I supposed to say? That's what I got

Anyone who has a character that ISN’T a pizza ingredient let me know.

Also I’d speed flips mafia I’d like to lynch water or pie next, probably water. Gonna have to go back and re-read, but he says that pie’s push on water makes sense but then says that the push on him is the only one that makes sense. (Hey pie, this is an example of cognitive dissonance, as is his opinion on me. Take notes.)

I want to lynch anyone not on speeds lynch wagon at the end of this DP as a punitive measure to be honest

“The Deputy will become Cop and gain their investigation abilities if the Cop ever dies.”

the only way speed is ever town here is if mharmam mixed up the names of roles.

Speed, I’d love to hear how *your* deputy works.

 What do you mean? I gain the ability of cop when cop dies

Whoever is cop can corroborate me (discreetly of course) because being deputy is how I know there's a cop

There is not a cop and a mason and a deputy that works as a back up cop. Way too op. This is obvious as fuck. I doubt a cop even exists in this game and if he does he is xshot.  This is a sad scheme to have the op out himself. First he could prove it next dp, bow ut requires a cop to out himself to prove it. Things don't add up