---Celebrity Mafia: DP5---

Warren - You are KIM KARDASHIAN. For you, I have only a collection of adjectives: “irresponsible,” “vacuous,” “conceited,” and, most devastatingly, “hackneyed.” You are the GOON. You have no role. You win with the mafia.

Cogent - You are PITA TAUFATOFUA. Your Olympic entrance was appreciated not just for your celebration of traditional Tongan culture, but for how fantastic you looked doing it. Having competed in multiple sports, you are experienced at setting and pursuing goals. Therefore, you are the TRACKER. Each night, you may select another player. You will learn who, if anyone, that player visited during the night. You win with the town.

Press - Sean O'Pry, Vanilla - Town

You watched CC like I told you right? Tell us what you saw.

He visited CC

GG guys

Actually nah, Clubs weird little thing he did last DP where he literally just posted a bunch of random words then said 'therefor Warren is town' is enough to make me think speed is probably town.

I'm guessing the dude is a Mafia visitor, but I'm not sure

Anyway, it's super early for me so good night

I visited CC by random.

I swear, I'm not mafia.

Disc youre so silly not to have spotted club as scum.

I'm still disappointed in you that you wouldn't entertain the hypothetical that your poe was wrong, and instead went full tunnel with your poe.

You could have played better as town.

 Lol I'm scum Mafia wins

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WE GOT IT BOIS WE GOOD

 If you hadn't ignored my scum read of Oro then we wouldn't be in this situation now would we Sir

 You had to be the bait sorry dude

 You called it XDDDD

Holy crap we pulled that off lol

bruh

I knew it

idiots

That figures. My suspicion was raised when CC was the NK target. Objectively worst choice for scum to make if Club or GP was the last scum. Clubs play had been poor enough last DP though that I figured 'eh, I wouldn't put it past him'.

Lol yeah we were considering NK ing you and then waiting until CC claimed his tracking, but it was super risky, so we decided people would be,ieve if Club NKed CC XD

ENDGAME

You were my “C” lol because “C” means SEE like a watcher, I knew it could be a tracker too though

I’m a looker as Oro though so turns out I became my own “C” xD

If being wrong about who is scum makes a person an idiot then what does that mean about people that are both wrong about who is scum and are incapable of producing a coherent explaination as to why?

Just to be clear I don't think you are an idiot. I'm just pointing out that you think you are an idiot, at least assuming your standards for yourself are the same as your standards for others.

Killing CC would have backfired hard if not for your play in the DP being fairly good.

You have potential. I have said before that my town play is okayish but as scum I am basically god. If we are ever paired as scum I will take you under my wing and show you the ways.

xD ok thanks dude lol

I told you we shouldn't have killed CC

You were against killing CC? You really do have potential.