DART Roast group.

Starting in two weeks - I will be hosting a (hopefully) monthly roast.

A roast will be a debate between two individuals where the goal will be to insult a third participant primarily, their opponent secondarily, then any other consenting member after that.

The roast will be a judge debate (so no ELO), and the judge of the roast will be the roastee - Who will decide which person has the best insults.


Anyone can consent to be a roastee - and only consenting roastees may be insulted. If you consent as a roastee - you are also eligible to be selected as a roaster. You may not participate as a roaster unless you agree to be roasted yourself.

The roastee will be selected by popular vote of participants based on the list of participants. Roasters will be determined by Ramshutu with input from partipants.

A minimum level of participation of 4 debates or 200 debates on DART is required to be the subject of a roast debate - but you may participate as a roaster.

To sign up, please post verbatim:

I consent to be insulted as part of the Dart roast group.

Also - add your preference as to whether you’d be interested in being a roaster participant.

You may post the safety word Chihuahua in this thread or anywhere if the insults or roasts are too much, cross a line - or are substantially more than just an insult. This will be like an emergency brake on a train - but misuse, or use just because you have no sense of humour will cause you to be removed from the roast group. 

You can withdraw consent at any time by posting: “Chihuahua - I remove consent” if you remove consent during a roast - you will be removed as a roastee for 3 months. Or 3 roasts (whichever is longer).

Ramshutu will keep a list of Participants.

I would also like to participate!

you should of said that better

I doubt popular vote will select me as the roastee due to my lack of activity in comparison to debaters such as RM but I want to be able to say that I have been here from the start ;)

While my consent, as a moderator, isn't need for you to insult me, I will still, hereby, offer my consent.

boom!

Permanent Chihuaha

In other breaking news:

Can you confirm this

Hey, that’s my DDO name!

Me tuff like rhino

Since I can't ruin someone's win percentage because it is judge voting I am a bit hesitant but I will still want to be apart of it.  

What is the time limit on arguments? 

I'll copy your line:

I want to do the roasting and would like to know how many rounds, characters and who would I be facing. Would this be in a table format? 

No way. 

Just to make sure is RationalMadman going to be removed because of the misuse? No-one said anything to him. 

RM isn’t being excluded by me - as he never opted in.

Comedically Insulting and being comedically insulted (a key part of a roast), isn’t something everyone has the ability to participate in, or the sensibilities to be able to accept, and that’s okay. That’s why this is opt in consent.

The need for a safety word is that roast tend to be very tongue in cheek, and we need a way to separate tongue in cheek objections to a particular roast: IE: “f*** you Omar”, with genuine objections.

We don’t know what has happened to each other in our lives, and a joke that is funny to most of us, may be difficult for someone for genuine or non genuine reasons. It’s not to judge anyone - but sometimes you don’t know until you know; and having a way people can clearly exit if they are uncomfortable is something that is important - even if we never use it.

Ramshutu,  foron name and we know you're not a DJ.  Did your grandma pick that photo for you while dropping ludes?

PsychometricBrain You submitted a greek statue as your photo and you're a german that moved to England.  Brexit didn't fk you... you fked yourself.

blamonkey you identify with a scared Malfoy who looks  like he wants to sleep with a poster of his mom.

SupaDudz If we didn't know you were a child your comments would be like fireworks to that effect.

This does sound like fun.  I can roast decently so I'll look for the first challenge.

Once we get a few more sign ups, I’ll open up the first roastee for the public vote, then try and chose the roasters.

Awesome.  I have fun trying to craft Comedy.  I love to see people laugh.

Wait... RM just msged me.  He wants to be the subject of the first roast!

I might not participate much myself since I only wander on here once every four days or so, but why not

I'm totally gonna regret this. 

Bump

Ikr Virtuoso lol

Just realised I was still in this.

Don't want to be apart of it any more. 

So I withdraw my consent if that is possible.