Where do you live?
California: -2 points
Urban: -1 points
Suburban: 0 points
Rural: 2 points
Where did your family come from?
A different country than the one I'm currently living in: -1 point
A different state/province/region than the one I'm currently living in: 0 points
The same state/province/region: 1 point
The exact same area. All four of my grandparents grew up within fifty miles of where I currently live: 2 points
What proportion of your extended family lives within an hour from you?
None: -1 point
Less than 25%: 0 points
Between 25% and 50%: 1 point
More than half: 2 points
Do you have a regional accent?
No: -1 point
Yes, slight: 0 points
Yes, recognizably so: 1 point
Yes, and people who speak my native language from different parts of the country can barely understand me: 2 points
How often do you attend religious services?
When people die: 1 point
Do you come from a religious tradition?
I once threw a priest out of my grandmother's house: 2 points
How many children do you have or plan to have?
Zero: -1 point
One: 0 points
Two: 1 point
Three or more: 2 points
What is your occupation?
Officer worker/white collar: -1 point
Blue collar: 0 points
Skilled tradesman/stay at home mom: 1 point
Skilled tradesman, doing the same job that my father did: 2 points
(Also a programmer though)
How well do you know your neighbors?
Don't know their names: -1 point
Have interacted with them on rare occasions: 0 points
First name basis: 1 point
Know you could depend on them in a survival situation: 2 points
Survival situation is a little over the top lol.
If male, how often do you pee outside?
Never: -1 point
On hikes or trips to the woods: 0 points
Occasionally, especially when doing yard work: 1 point
The majority of the time: 2 points
Every day.
Which circumstances best describe your significant other?
Grew up on opposite sides of the country/globe: -1 point
Came from the same state, region, or province: 0 points
Share the same home town: 1 point
Share the same home town and religious tradition, families were acquainted before you got together: 2 points
This entire town has seen my genitals: 3 points
Do you own any animals?
No: -1
Yes, but only pets: 0
Yes, livestock: 1
Yes, livestock, which are descended from my ancestors flock/herd: 2
Do you grow any of your own food?
No: -1
Yes, I have a small garden: 0
Yes, the majority of my property is dedicated to agriculture: 1
I'm literally a subsistence farmer: 2
I got 22