How de-scaled are you?

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Where do you live?

California: -2 points
Urban: -1 points
Suburban: 0 points
Rural: 2 points

Where did your family come from?

A different country than the one I'm currently living in: -1 point
A different state/province/region than the one I'm currently living in: 0 points
The same state/province/region: 1 point
The exact same area. All four of my grandparents grew up within fifty miles of where I currently live: 2 points

What proportion of your extended family lives within an hour from you?

None: -1 point
Less than 25%: 0 points
Between 25% and 50%: 1 point
More than half: 2 points

Do you have a regional accent?

No: -1 point
Yes, slight: 0 points
Yes, recognizably so: 1 point
Yes, and people who speak my native language from different parts of the country can barely understand me: 2 points

How often do you attend religious services?

When people die: 1 point

Do you come from a religious tradition?

I once threw a priest out of my grandmother's house: 2 points

How many children do you have or plan to have?

Zero: -1 point
One: 0 points
Two: 1 point
Three or more: 2 points

What is your occupation?

Officer worker/white collar: -1 point
Blue collar: 0 points
Skilled tradesman/stay at home mom: 1 point
Skilled tradesman, doing the same job that my father did: 2 points
(Also a programmer though)

How well do you know your neighbors?

Don't know their names: -1 point
Have interacted with them on rare occasions: 0 points
First name basis: 1 point
Know you could depend on them in a survival situation: 2 points
Survival situation is a little over the top lol.

If male, how often do you pee outside?

Never: -1 point
On hikes or trips to the woods: 0 points
Occasionally, especially when doing yard work: 1 point
The majority of the time: 2 points
Every day. 

Which circumstances best describe your significant other?

Grew up on opposite sides of the country/globe: -1 point
Came from the same state, region, or province: 0 points
Share the same home town: 1 point
Share the same home town and religious tradition, families were acquainted before you got together: 2 points
This entire town has seen my genitals: 3 points


Do you own any animals?

No: -1
Yes, but only pets: 0
Yes, livestock: 1
Yes, livestock, which are descended from my ancestors flock/herd: 2

Do you grow any of your own food?

No: -1
Yes, I have a small garden: 0
Yes, the majority of my property is dedicated to agriculture: 1
I'm literally a subsistence farmer: 2

I got 22

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Where do you live?

Suburban: 0 points


Where did your family come from?

A different state/province/region than the one I'm currently living in: 0 points


What proportion of your extended family lives within an hour from you?


Less than 25%: 0 points


Do you have a regional accent?

Yes, slight: 0 points


How often do you attend religious services?


Once a week or more: 2 points

Do you come from a religious tradition?


No, but converted to a religion: 0 points


How many children do you have or plan to have?

Two: 1 point

What is your occupation?

Officer worker/white collar: -1 point


How well do you know your neighbors?

Don't know their names: -1 point


If male, how often do you pee outside?

Occasionally, especially when doing yard work: 1 point


Which circumstances best describe your significant other?

Grew up on opposite sides of the country/globe: -1 point


Do you own any animals?

Yes, but only pets: 0

Do you grow any of your own food?

No: -1


Total score of zero. I am ashamed of myself









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oh I skipped the question about significant others because it's sexist against virgins