1. Either cool or funny.
2. Severely appealing.
3. What do you mean? Obviously if I had a choice I'd make myself the alpha or whatever, but realistically I'd be *close to* the bottom of the food chain, though probably not all the way at the bottom (to be fair, though, if I was on an island and there was absolutely nothing to do other than to focus on survival then I'd likely find myself obsessing over the task to such a degree that I'd find myself in a relatively high position on the chain, especially compared to people who didn't really care one way or another; I think I could also do a pretty decent job of organizing the survival effort, though there'd be the question of whether anyone would listen to me)
4. I usually don't like competition, but there are exceptions. Competition takes a lot of work, so it depends on how motivated I am to exert myself in a particular area, but usually not.