Doctor: Are you really dead or just pretending to be dead?
Nurs/PAe: the machine is not registering any brain activity.
Doctor: the maching could be broken and needs to be calibrated.
Nurse/PA: this is the fifth machine you have had us bring in to test for clinically brain dead.
Doctor: we will come back at a future time and do the tests again, just to be sure the patient is not pretending to be dead
Nurse/PA: but doctor, tommorrow is just an illusionary future that never arrives, there is only the here and now present
Doctor: good point. So death is a present and the patient should be grateful for their present
Nurse/PA: oh I see, the present is our gift, and reality or illusion is irrelevant?
Doctor: sure, sounds good to me, but then I'm not a philosophy major.