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Dead Mafia

Joebob- 

Role- 1 phantom upon death haunts a town role dictating how their ability is used.
Role 2 role cop can determine a players role once per night

Character Death Copes

Dead Town

Mharman-

Role- Narrator because this was the beginning of some stupid story. This role allows you to pick 2 people every night and you will get a message in story form about the actions of the players you targeted

character- Theme

Vader-

Role- blackpilled. Every single day you get 3 or more votes on you, well you don't like rejection and people who get sex have to pay, so you gain a vig use to use any NP. You can collect a new vig power every DP.

Character- Are Incel's right?

Anabanana- 

role-town insurgent. Upon your death you can pick a person to kill in revenge. 


Character- "the Hamas vs Israel debate"

Casey- 

Role - Casey you win with town. Your character is "activism is easy". Your role is activist. Once per game you can stop a lynch and force the DP to restart. That player becomes unlynchable. Your diary entry follows in the next post

character- The activist


Dead Third party

Earth-

role- remove posthumously

character- How People Handle Evil.

Owen

Role- evil cookie giver

original role- Universal backup

character- 2 reasons to become Tranny

Remaining players

1. Greyparrot
2. lunatic
3. Pie
4. Austin
5. Barney
6.  Whiteflame
7. Savant


With 7 players alive it takes 4 votes to lynch, the dp is 72 hours long 

mharman's essay will be posted by the time most of you see this thread.


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The DP has started
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It begins
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awaken
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May the Crab God bless everyone in this thread.
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So, before anyone asks, I will unveil the prophesized truth as it has been revealed to me:
 
The whole idea of carcinization is that it’s convergent evolution, that animals are acquiring the crab-like body over time. Did that mean we were all turning into crabs, or that we would be bestowed with that honor? Would I receive an outstretched claw from on high? Would I be able to bestow its holy favors onto others?
 
Then, I got notified NP3: I had become Deathproof. I’m not sure why the deified crustacean chose me as its acolyte, but I was blessed by its mighty cephalothorax to be invulnerable to your puny lynchings and bullets. I am now and forever beyond the bounds of your mortal comprehension, and, blessed be the mighty decapod, I can bestow upon others its mighty bounty. All you need to do is allow its carapace to pierce your hemolymph and you too will know the bliss that comes with having pincers and dancing side-to-side with abandon, shedding your weak epidermis for the calcified armor of your betters.
 
Join me, brothers, in praising the almighty Brachyura and let its blessings rain down upon you as I deliver the role I’ve absorbed unto the masses!
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Come, and take heed of my words!

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First I'd just like to note that it's impossible for you to be the role stealer, since GP noticed I used the word "cool" which was offensive to him, and therefore it's impossible for anyone but me to be it.

Mockery aside, I think you have the floor, and we'd all like some answers before we attempt to lynch you (I doubt we can, but still).
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You as well, one who have been forsaken by the almighty!
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First I'd just like to note that it's impossible for you to be the role stealer, since GP noticed I used the word "cool" which was offensive to him, and therefore it's impossible for anyone but me to be it.

Mockery aside, I think you have the floor, and we'd all like some answers before we attempt to lynch you (I doubt we can, but still).
Ah, but I have stolen your thunder. No mockery here!
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I have asked ChatGPT to write a sermon to the mighty Crab God, that it might better explain what it has delivered upon you this day.

Introduction:

Greetings, my beloved fellow worshipers, gather close in the shadow of the mighty tides, where the sea whispers its ancient secrets. Today, we come together to honor the Mighty Crab God, whose powerful claws and unwavering determination remind us of the strength in patience, the value of resilience, and the wisdom found in stillness.

The crab, with its ancient shell and guarded heart, teaches us that every challenge in life is but another journey in the sand, carved by time and the steady hand of the divine. The Mighty Crab God walks sideways through the waters of existence, never bound by linearity, teaching us that we are not confined to a singular path but can move with grace in all directions, adapting to every circumstance.

The Crab’s Wisdom:

The Mighty Crab God, though small in stature, possesses an indomitable spirit. It is not in the size or strength alone that the crab finds its power, but in its patience and its adaptability. The crab does not rush; it walks deliberately, each movement purposeful, each step taken with quiet wisdom. And so, too, must we move through the world, not hastening toward an elusive goal but moving with intention, embracing the ebb and flow of life’s tides.

When life presents us with hardships—be it in the form of storms or obstacles—we, like the crab, retreat into our shell. We gather our strength, conserve our energy, and wait for the moment to emerge stronger. The Crab God teaches us that it is not cowardice to retreat, but wisdom. It is only in moments of stillness that we find clarity. And when the time is right, we emerge, not rushed, but transformed.
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So scum cannot have deathproof, so I think scum wasted a kill attempt on whiteflame causing the no kill night.

But as a precrustation, we must verify

VTL Whiteflame
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My brethren, hear the word!

The Claws of the Crab:

Let us not forget the claws of the Mighty Crab God. They are not weapons for destruction, but tools for building, for navigating the world around us, for creating space where there was none before. The crab’s claws remind us that strength is not solely for defense, but for construction. Every pinch is a reminder that we must build our lives with careful intention, ensuring that our foundation is secure and that we are prepared to face whatever challenges arise.

The claws also symbolize balance. A crab uses its claws not only for defense but also for grasping, for feeding, and for moving forward. Each of us, too, must seek balance—between work and rest, between joy and sorrow, between the world we build and the world we protect.

The Shell:

The shell of the crab is a sacred protector, a barrier between the crab and the dangers of the world. It is strong, unyielding, and resilient. But it is not impenetrable. The crab, in its wisdom, knows that in times of danger, the shell is to be used wisely, not as a shield to hide behind forever, but as a temporary refuge. It teaches us that it is important to protect ourselves from harm, but we must also be willing to emerge and face the world when the time comes.

Our own shells—our defenses, our walls—are necessary to preserve our inner peace, but they should not isolate us from growth. We must be brave enough to step out from behind our shells when we are called to, for it is through vulnerability that we discover our true strength.
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VTL BARNEY
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BTW, I think the key word thing was true, and may have played a role in powering up whiteflame. My action failed yet again (tried targeting pie, already accepting that it didn't matter who I picked).

I am going to avoid saying that one word, and try to neighborize whiteflame tonight.
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VTL BARNEY
LMAO

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Are you third party, or town? If third party, what are your win conditions? (not that we can still interfere)
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Are you third party, or town? If third party, what are your win conditions? (not that we can still interfere)
I know not what this "third party" or "town" is. These are now beneath my notice. I have already achieved my "win conditions" by becoming one with the Mighty Decapod.

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I need all town you all (well all but one of you), to vote whiteflame to verify his lynchrooof claim.
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VTL Whiteflame
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VTL BARNEY
Scum hasn't jumped on this, so I'm pretty sure Barney is scum.
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Just woke up

wtf was the ending of last DP


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Vote count

(2/4) Whiteflame- svant, barney
(1/4) Barney- Greyparrot
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So would you like to explain what your previous role/affiliation/Pm had
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VTL BARNEY
Unvote, it could be LYLO
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Due to another third party, there are most likely only two scum remaining. Meaning GPs attempt to toss over the gameboard for them, doesn't equal an easy quick mislynch like that. If I'm correct, they can do that if two town votes sit on someone.
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@Barney
Ah, that makes sense.
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I'm assuming WF can't possibly be town given that either he's stealing GP's role and not admitting to it which is never a town action, or there's some other collusion going on.

Really don't like Barney's reaction. If WF is deathproof and it can activate again this DP, then voting him allows scum a free NK and to instantly reach parity.


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@Barney
So scum cannot have deathproof, so I think scum wasted a kill attempt on whiteflame causing the no kill night.

But as a precrustation, we must verify

VTL Whiteflame
Mharman died last night. Scum cannot be Deathproof, I agree.