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@FLRW
How can you be so obtuse?
It’s called perseverance.
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@cristo71
The Ministry of Silly Deportations has just announced its groundbreaking—and utterly sensible—new immigration policy. Under the updated guidelines, all deportations will be conducted by knights riding invisible horses, with coconut shell clacking as the mandatory soundtrack to ensure a "dignified departure." Those being deported will have three options: a trebuchet launch (one-way ticket included), a ceremonious walk across the Channel on a mysteriously buoyant shrubbery, or, for a small fee, a catapult ride to their destination of choice (weather and pigeon interference permitting).
The Minister of Silly Presidents, assured the public that this policy would not only be efficient but also solve the issue of border queues: "Nothing clears customs quite like a trebuchet." Critics have labeled the plan "The Dead Parrot of Policies," calling it nonsensical and prone to sending people to entirely the wrong country. The Ministry, however, dismissed these concerns as “far too silly to respond to.”
Rumors also suggest the impending launch of The Bureau of Absurd Visas, which will streamline the application process by requiring the undocumented to perform a fish-slapping dance. As always, stay tuned for updates—and mind the coconuts!
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@Greyparrot
John Cleese?
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@cristo71
>:)
>:)
You are playing with human lives.
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@Shila
Or, more likely, just playing.
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@cristo71
Or, more likely, just playing.
Just playing with himself?
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@cristo71
@<<<Shila>>>
I enjoyed the band. Thanks.
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@Shila
Glad you liked it.
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@cristo71
Glad you liked it.
And the link worked too.
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@Shila
Fantastic!
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@cristo71
Fantastic!
Keep it coming, the Shila songs.
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@Shila
Keep it coming, the Shila songs.
As a reminder, here is the point of this thread:
Here’s a game idea: write a post in the style of another poster and see how many tries it takes to guess the correct poster.
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@cristo71
Keep it coming, the Shila songs.As a reminder, here is the point of this thread:Here’s a game idea: write a post in the style of another poster and see how many tries it takes to guess the correct poster.
Fantastic.
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@Shila
Thanks
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@cristo71
Thanks
Another bingo!
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@Shila
How so?
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@cristo71
How so?
Hmmm, I have no idea.
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@Shila
I have no idea.
You say things for no good reason?
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@cristo71
You say things for no good reason?
Woohoo!
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@Shila
Is that an affirmative answer to the question “You say things for no good reason?”?
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@cristo71
Is that an affirmative answer to the question “You say things for no good reason?”?
Bingo!
Here’s a game idea: write a post in the style of another poster and see how many tries it takes to guess the correct poster.
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@Shila
Are you willing to post in a way consistent with the intent of this thread?
Ah, I finally get it. It is *I* correct?
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@cristo71
Are you willing to post in a way consistent with the intent of this thread?
Bingo!
Good game. Good game.