Plugged some numbers into chat gtp, really shows how scary this whole gay serum thing might be.
If the U.S. started getting 1% gayer every year, starting from the current estimate of 7.6% LGBTQ+, it would take approximately 259 years for the entire population to reach 100% gayness. 🌈
Here’s how this could look over time, with some practical milestones:
Practical Examples:
- Year 1: A noticeable uptick in rainbow flags. Maybe a 1% increase in people attending Pride parades.
- Year 10 (8.4% gay): The U.S. government makes glitter the official currency for vending machines.
- Year 50 (12.3% gay): Pop songs feature exclusively queer love stories, and straight rom-coms are now considered "vintage cinema."
- Year 100 (20.9% gay): The national anthem gets remixed by RuPaul and choreographed for synchronized voguing.
- Year 200 (51.8% gay): Every wedding involves drag queens, and glitter becomes a legal requirement for public events.
- Year 259 (100% gay): At long last, the entire U.S. population is 100% fabulous. Heterosexuality is relegated to history books as "a quirky cultural phase."
This timeline shows the exponential beauty of embracing our collective fabulousness. 🌈 Would you like to see this growth plotted or brainstorm more milestones?