So Jesus is ummmm, mentioned 1310 times in the bible.
Sooooooo Scratch out the word jesus and replace it with god.
Fucking done and dusted right. ?
No but.
Yeah but.
But.
It doesn't work like that.
Kind of.
Fucking wankers.
So like the 3rd mention of jesus isreferring to god.
As is .
5th
17th
Im just making these up but i could go on.
The 19th
22nd .
30th .
Not the 33rd.
38 yes.
Actually i said the 22nd , that Jesus don't mean god
Its the 23rd.
No hang on .
No the 22nd is.
No Im not sure now.
What im trying to say issssss.
There is never a passage or two in the bible book thats like pretty straight forward easy to understand, followed up by another passage of just straight forward easy to understand stuff.
Theres not.
Ya see i would of done this REALLLLLLLL REALLLLLLLL IMPORTANT BOOK IN A " MORE STRAIGHT FORWARD EASY TO UNDERSTAND MANNER.
Again.
thats just me.
Its just me.
Fucked if i would of did it in a scripture like format.
just me.
Why be cryptic about shit.
But i get it.
I do.
So for a small examp.
We allllll know that Adam died when he was 970 something years old right. ?
As did alot of jesus gods right hand men.
Noah was 500 and something years old when he started doing the archy archy.
Thats just straight up common sense right ?
Its .
Welll.
Its fucking stupid.
Imagine if Google ran like this.
Ya wouldn't bother.
The bible is just usless shit.
Well not that part obviously.
But that part and that part is.
Oh and cloes to half of the other part is also.
Im sure i could of taught myself not to eat children wihout a holy book.
A big call i know buttttt. I reckon i could of.
Even giving like the first part of the bible to the jews then using it for the Christians and shit .
Its fucking stupid .
As is god.
I mean Jesus.
Thats the god Jesus. Or jesus god.
Well you know what im getting at.
I imagine this allll stated from making the earth 6000 years old.
Wih all the nonsense
The earth being 6000 years old is spot on.
Because 6000 means 4.5 billion or there abouts.
Well back in them days it did,
So like when they say jesus, i mean god .
When they say god built the universe in 6 days .
Again , They are SPOT ON.
Because
6 days means a couple of hundred days obviously, but spot fucking on.
Very well played.