Kangaroos

Because.

I'm after a godly explanation.

Doubt you'll get one. it is an evolutionary question.

Adam named all the creatures, what did he call kangaroos?

Heterosexual Animal  #2873608993645002 and  #2873608993645003.  

Assuming Adam spoke some form of Hebrew there is no Hebrew word for kangaroo nor any menti9n of them in the old testament. this is hardly surprising given certain geographical realities but the point is that if Adam was even based on some historical figure he did not know of think about 9r have a word for kangaroo.

@PolytehistWitch

Sincere question, do you ever have like a moment of clarity where you look in the mirror and think "Why do I bother going to this website? What am I getting out of it? What am I putting into it? Am I really interested in the basic principle of this place, or am I using it as some sort of weird outlet for stuff that's entirely unrelated to religion in any way?" I really wonder. I mean you've got 1400 posts, roughly. By your own metric, what percentage of those would be quality contributions to discussion? I assume you know stuff like "Fuck you" and "You're stupid" are not quality contributions. 

Wanna bet what answer you get?

Ask the cock suckers fag hag about it. 

I definitely would not have bet on what I got, that's for sure. It doesn't contain any of the PW bingo words, like bigot, tard, muffin, or fuck. I feel like it's an honest concern, like when she's banned for two weeks or whatever, does she get like all antsy around day 11 and plans to come back here telling everyone she can find to fuck off as soon as she can? It's senseless, I don't get why you'd do something that seems to bring such specific misery to your every day. 

Its pure zen - not what you expect nor what you don't expect...

@polytheist-witch 

Neither is necessarily the pr9duct of stupidity. Simply being misinformed would be sufficient