I can't believe this bullshit, look at this:
1. savant/ time travel
2. ilikepie/ timetravel
3. whiteflame/ time travel
4. lunatic/ time travel
5.casey/ heaven vs hell
6. Joebob/ unhinged
7. Disc/ unhinged
8. Austin/ unhinged
9. owen/ unhinged
Do any of the rest of you see what is wrong here? Look carefully. Four votes for time travel, four votes for unhinged rants. A tie with nine voters. How? Because SOMEONE decided they were SPECIAL and went and voted third party. Casey, you FUCKED US. We are FUCKED NOW because of YOU. Now because of this special snowflake we get a "mashup" of two themes?? What the HELL is that even? Not ONE goddamn person wanted a mashup, Casey. Not ONE. What the hell were you THINKING?
Look, I get that you wanted heaven v. hell. Deep down I think most of us that voted for unhinged rants wanted heaven v hell more. But SOME OF US were able to recognize that UNHINGED GODDAMN LUNATIC GODDAMN RANTS was the only way we had A CHANCE IN HELL (NO I WILL NOT APOLIGIZE FOR THE PUN) of beating the FUCKING time travel party. No matter what you think about UNHINGED GODDAMN LUNATIC GODDAMN RANTS you had to recognize that it's preferable to TIME TRAVEL of all things. I mean, COME ON. So now... now it gets even worse. Now we do both? I cannot stress enough: NOBODY WANTED THIS. NOBODY. NOBODY. NAME ONE PERSON THAT WANTED THI. Can ANYBODY name ONE person that thought it would be a good idea to MASH UP two COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THEMES? ANYONE? ANYONE AT ALL?
It's people like this that really... oooh I'm about to go off for real. I'm so pissed right now. My hands are actually shaking as I type this. You FUCKED US. Okay, deep breaths... It's people like this that really screw us over, Casey. Let me reiterate... the end vote count was FOUR TO FOUR. We were THIS FUCKING CLOSE to winning. It was IN OUR GRASP. I could FEEL IT. We could have had... Okay hold on, let me go on a bit of a tangent then I'll get back to my point... third parties are fine for influencing the discourse within the main parties and you know what? If you like time traveling then go ahead and vote third party. Follow your heart. But... well anyway, where was I? Oh yeah... I remember. I was talking about how we were WINNING until we got FUCKED OVER by Casey voting third party.
We could have had unhinged ranting, we could have had a stable and consistent timeline, we could have had a cap on insulin prices, we could have had EVERY OTHER SENTENCE BE IN UNHINGED ALL CAPS. But no, we get none of that now. FUCKING NONE OF IT. WE GET NOTHING. Instead we get a "mashup", which by the way I have STILL not had anyone explain what that ACTUALLY MEANS. Oh and by the way, you "both parties are the same so no point in voting anyway" types? I FUCKING SEE YOU TOO! DON'T THINK YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF THIS EITHER, YOU'RE JUST AS BAD. DAMNIT.
No, no. Okay I don't actually mean that. The non-voters aren't actually "just as bad" as the third party voters. That's not true.
They aren't as bad because THEY'RE GODDAMN WORSE. At least Casey ENGAGED IN THE FUCKING PROCESS. You motherfuckers think both parties are just as bad just because 'ehhh well the unhinged rants hurt my little fingies to type out and it's so meh meh blah blah' YEAH BLAH IT UP MOTHERFUCKER SHUT UP I'M TALKING NOW. Nobody is saying the unhinged rants party is perfect but guess what? let me... let me let you in on a little secret motherfucker... NONE OF THE PARTIES ARE PERFECT. That goes for the heaven v hell party too, you aren't getting away that easily!
There are NINE people in this game, okay? NINE. When is the last time you got three people to agree on anything, much less nine? NEVER. IT NEVER HAPPENS. You decide on what is best for as many people as you can. Compromises have to be made because THAT'S THE CONSEQUENCE OF LIVING IN A GAME WITH NINE PEOPLE IN IT! "Oh but DD they're both just as bad because if we do unhinged rants then the typing is all...' SHUT UP I'M TALKING AGAIN. The parties aren't the fucking same. Look at any game where the time travel party takes power. No consistent timeline, every three posts is a Groundhog's Day pun, wealth inequality skyrockets, they actually confiscate clocks... yeah, haven't heard of that one? they literally CONFISCATE CLOCKS because "clocks make it too easy to notice time travel related plot holes". MAYBE IF YOU DUMBASSES DIDN'T BUILD AN IDEOLOGY FROM THE GROUND UP BASED ON CONTRADICTIONS YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SO MANY PLOT HOLES TO NOTICE IN THE FIRST PLACE FUCKERS!
And despite all this bullshit people say the two parties are both equally bad because "my fingies hurt when I type out long rants". Fuck... fuck off. Just fuck off. Still haven't had ANYONE explain what a mashup is by the way.
I think I made my point. I'm done now.
VTL Casey
I'm done now. I'm fucking done this is bullshit fuck all of you.
