Define chair in a way that includes all chairs and excludes all non chairs and I will use your method to define a woman.
What is a chair?
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A chair is an english word describing any elevated surface designed for the support and comfort of the human posterior
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@TheUnderdog
A chair is the most based form of furniture. I decide what's based and what isn't, so it's easy to exclude all non-chairs.
A chair is any person that feels like a chair.
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@TheUnderdog
A chair as defined, is all sorts of things.
Who has the authority to say what is or isn't a chair.
Though for sure we can differentiate between what is or isn't an established design principle relative to seating.
Though at what point does a sofa become a chair, and not a seat?
Whereas a woman is a functional device, incorporating three portals designed for male satisfaction.
If you don't believe me, ask GOD.
Savant reserves to himself the word and the power. Bow to him!
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@oromagi
A chair is an english word describing any elevated surface designed for the support and comfort of the human posterior
can’t that also describe couches
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@JoeBob
Also car seat. You can identify as a car seat if you feel like it.
Other things a chair can identify as:
- Stools
- Benches
- Sofas
- Ottomans
- Cushions
- Rocks
- Logs
- Step stools
- Bean bags
- Exercise balls
- Hammocks
- Meditation cushions
- Picnic blankets
- Stadium seating
- Tree stumps
- Laps
- Thrones
- Toilets
- A Sybian
- A face
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@TheUnderdog
A chair is defined as a piece of furniture designed for one person to sit on, having a backrest, a seat, and a stable base, allowing the user to maintain a seated position. This definition encompasses all variations of chairs, including armchairs, dining chairs, office chairs, electric chairs, torture chairs, sex chairs, recliners, car seats, thrones, and stools with a backrest, while excluding other types of furniture or objects not designed specifically for sitting or is not a chair.
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@oromagi
I wouldn't call car seats chairs.
@GP
I wouldn't call car seats chairs. To me, it's just a car seat.
It's also the head of a committee, the "chair".
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@TheUnderdog
from a strictly engineering perspective, a human that appears capable of gestating humans
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@ludofl3x
Not the chair I was looking for.
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@3RU7AL
People want to change that definition to include transwomen with dicks. We need to go back to the drawing board.
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@TheUnderdog
People want to change that definition to include transwomen with dicks. We need to go back to the drawing board.
from a strictly engineering perspective, a human that appears capable of gestating humans
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@3RU7AL
So if you look like a woman, then you are a woman?
That can be subjective, especially among 8 year old boys with long hair.
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@TheUnderdog
That can be subjective, especially among 8 year old boys with long hair.
eight year old boys might look like eight year old girls
but neither one appears capable of gestating humans
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@TheUnderdog
So if you look like a woman, then you are a woman?
sure
and some women look like men
and some men look like women
i'm not exactly sure why the government needs to know what we all look like naked anyway
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@3RU7AL
What do you mean when you say, "Appear"?
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@TheUnderdog
What do you mean when you say, "Appear"?
have about a hundred randomly selected individuals look at a photograph of the person in question
fully clothed
and if fifty one of them vote "maybe a woman"
that's close enough
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@3RU7AL
You are making the “if they pass” argument.
have about a hundred randomly selected individuals look at a photograph of the person in question
I can find males by chromosomes and gender identity that most people would say are females.
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@JoeBob
->@<<<oromagi>>>A chair is an english word describing any elevated surface designed for the support and comfort of the human posteriorcan’t that also describe couches
- I think that's fair. A chair by definition is designed for a single human butt, as opposed to the doublebutt of the love seat or the triplebutt of the couch.
A chair is an english word describing any elevated surface designed for the support and comfort of one human posterior.
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@oromagi
Can’t that also describe twin sized beds
-->@<<<oromagi>>>I wouldn't call car seats chairs.
- why not?
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@Greyparrot
Stool.
Now there's an example of crazy mixed up additions to the lexicon.
Who decided that?
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@zedvictor4
At least rump never took hold.
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@TheUnderdog
If it self identifies as a chair, it's a chair.
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@TheUnderdog
Hard surface (so it isn't a sofa or couch), has a back (so it isn't a stool), intended to be sat on.
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@TheUnderdog
I can find males by chromosomes and gender identity that most people would say are females.
The preparation required for karyotyping depends on the method your doctor will use to take a sample of your blood cells for testing. Samples can be taken in various ways, including:
- a blood draw
- a bone marrow biopsy, which involves taking a sample of the spongy tissue inside certain bones
- an amniocentesis, which involves taking a sample of amniotic fluid from the uterus
Complications can sometimes result from these testing methods, but they’re rare. There’s a slight risk of bleeding and infection from having blood drawn or having your bone marrow biopsied. Amniocentesis carries a very minimal risk of miscarriage.
do you really want to do this every time someone walks into a public bathroom ?