Carrot God is the only true God!

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be honest... have you ever eaten a carrot? i suspect that you have
I have not not not not eaten a carrot.

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We've alllll eaten ( the body of christ. ) 

May i suggest.  
The Body of carrot waffers.  


Body of carrot. 
Body of carrot. 
mmmm yum yum. 

Maybe once or  twice a year we can sacrifice a baby carrot or two

Orrrrrrrrrr. 
Holy carrot juice. 


Oh fuck .
Ive drawn a picture of carrot before. 
That can't be no good. 

I'm guessing carrots would  wants us allllllll circumcised.  

Carrot god hangs around with mixed vegetables.
Soooo he aint racist. 

Bugs bunny may be the anti christ
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Carrot hatessss homosexuals.

Ha, ha , ha.  

Do you get it ? 

Like bums and carrots. 
You know what i mean. 
A carrot up ya backside. 

Hang the fuck on a sec. 
What would you call a carrot thats been inserted into a rectum. ? 
CORRECT.   
(  A GAY CARROT. ) 


What im trying to say issssss. 
The carrot would be the most inserted into a rectum fruit or vegetable.
Or would that be the cucumber. 

I won't google that , 
Butttt , carrots would be the most inserted don't ya think. 

Carrots are ok with contraceptive devices. 
Remember doing that at school 
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@Best.Korea
I have not not not not eaten a carrot.

then Carrot God will not not not not eat you. that's the way it works in this afterlife, right? 

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I have not not not not eaten a carrot.
So you belong to Group 2.

Group 2 wont be given new life. They will just cease to exist.