I just seen a big like, box of carrots at the fruit and veg shop.
I said to em .
" is that you god. "
And um yeah , i got nothing in response.
Actually, Maybe i should of purchased the lot of them , then return them back into the wild.
Thus, hopefully removing my ( eating of the carrots sin. ) that I've committed.
Thus, meeting the requirements for ( group 3 )
THUSSSSSS, reciving My , ( Eternity of dance with the carrots.)
Well Thats what im gunning for.
How might you think carrots dance. ?
A Carrot god i can grasp.
It makes sense
I just find it difficult picturing, carrots dancing for some reason.
To have it a guess. ( slow dancing )
Again.
Everything would be sooooo much more ummmm , excepting , and much more believable,
If god carrots had SIMPLY got some other fruit and veg to write stuff down for him.
Thennnnn SIMPLY have them compost that into a book.
I mean , compile that into a book.
I don't know a great deal about gods , but one thing is for certain.
A real true important like god , would have ,, and do, do books.
I mean , have a book.
You know what i mean.
☆☆☆ Put a book out. ☆☆☆
Because, A Non book god says.
Nuffin. Not a thing. I cant even send it money.
( a door opens )
Hey do ya reckon someone could like, make up a bunch of well worded, well scripted out nonsense,
Thennnnn Write it down.
Say its from the carrot god
And in doing so, make a few bucks out of it ?
I reckon you could.
Thennnnnnn once that Avenue of raising revenues dies down a little.
Start on the carrot god clubhouse planning.
That being. ( a building with a odd looking roof. )
Truth be told.
One could prob just make up a GOD,
Then just make up a BOOK .
Then a CHURCH like place.
ORRRR
Would that be impossible for a " religion " to form , WITHOUT the hands of a actual god. ?
LIKE JUST TOTALLY MAKE IT ALLLLLLLLL UP.
Justtttt,
Make ir up.
Im soooo supprised no one has done that yet.
Started a religion without even ever seeing a god.
I so reckon ya could.
