Yo, it's about to get real, let me tell you a tale,'Bout a man who fell hard, and he ain't afraid to wail.
Simpin' for Melania, yeah, that's his game,Got him feelin' all kinds of heat, like a flame.
Simpin' for Melania, he's on that grind,Lost in her beauty, he's out of his mind.
Dreamin' 'bout her elegance, day and night,Simpin' for Melania, it feels so right.
He's watchin' her strut, in them designer clothes,Got him feelin' weak, from his head to his toes.
Every move she makes, got him hypnotized,Simpin' for Melania, ain't nothin' to disguise.
Simpin' for Melania, he's on that grind,Lost in her beauty, he's out of his mind.
Dreamin' 'bout her elegance, day and night,Simpin' for Melania, it feels so right.
He'd build a tower, just to catch her eye,But in her world, he's just another guy.
Still, he'll keep on dreamin', never gonna stop,Simpin' for Melania, till he reaches the top.
So there you have it, the tale of his plight,Simpin' for Melania, every day and night.
Lost in her allure, in a world of his own,Simpin' for Melania, till the cows come home.
-RIP Rational Madman, the best lyricist Dart ever saw.