Instigator / Pro

Vader

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Topic

#825

A Rap Battle for the Ages

Status

Finished

The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

Winner & statistics

Winner

After 8 votes and with 1 point ahead, the winner is...

Sparrow

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Publication date: 04.29.2019 10:19PM
Last updated date: 06.04.2019 10:50AM
Type: Standard
Number of rounds: 3
Time for argument: Three days
Max argument characters: 30,000
Voting period: One month
Point system: Winner selection
Voting system: Open

Contender / Con

Sparrow

1495

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Description

Usual rules apply

Round 1

Vader

04.30.2019 01:24AM

Pro

I am about to get a free win, I can feel your fucking stank

Smell it from a mile away, when your profile pic is blank

And from what I can see your a cry baby with no style

Threatening bsh with an itch for revenge, call you ISIS cause your so vile

Cause you hated, cause you contradicting, not admitting

And your testimonies are kinda fucking riveting

To your flaws and fabrications and confess that you're Type1

But your shining more bright than the sun at night hun

I'm the Thanos of this comic strip

Stop trying to give me lip

I'm eyeing on you now homeboy

You're more of a distraction than a girl pussy toy

You're cooked you're toasted you're dead

Might as well drag your dead carcass on the ground and grab it by the head

Because I'm about to cook it like Greeks cook lamb on a spit

And sing "Xristos Anesti" while my home girl bites her teeth into it

And I season up with salt for a half of damn second

Because that's the taste of your tiers when you lose this, like you mentioned

You I had to make a meme

PornHub lives girl just took a cream

Cause Jesus Christ didn't die for our sin

Just so you could preach the illuminati trash bin

That's displayed on Type1, that's not even a reach

There's provable evidence that your a multi maniac and sucking out the venom of your failures on this site like a leach
Just like Drake wen't out like a light

When Sicko Mode was popular for one light

Guess I'm Post Malone

I still have the throne

Sparrow

05.01.2019 12:48AM

Con

That rap you did sure was crap

especially since you get your facts from a guy who thinks the earth is flat

You believed his lies

which indicates your penis size

is about that of a transgender Thai's

who sleeps with guys

You're clearly not professional or technical with your shit

you've got less bars than you've got testicles or dick

you're a detestable little shrimp who can't even question all the myths

professed by a flat earther that's less evolved than a tic

but the best of all of it?

you have yet to call it quits

You've been done in, in every single battle that you enter

you must be masochistic, or maybe you don't remember

how every single time you get dismembered

cause' you listen to fucking Drake, shit, you probably send him letters

Bitch I'm a caterpillar

you think your rap is iller?

the only caterpillars you seein' is Drake's eyebrows, faggot, will your

ass ever realize I'm Eminem, and you're Drake's boyfriend fantasising about his massive pillar?

of course IRL it's almost as tiny as yours is

mine on the other hand is like a sword between two oranges

and the sword is as long as a lil' pump chorus is

and the oranges went through an enlargement metamorphosis

Round 2

Vader

05.02.2019 11:14PM

Pro

Spacing out your lines cause you don't know how to rap

All that shit you spewed smelled like a crap

Roasts were so weak I just took a fucking nap

I don't see the lies that you talk about

Y'all both rap in the same fucked up schematic route

And call the hazard service because you're fucking toxic

Not even BTS fans can compare to this errodic

Bring up penis sizes, man you're immature

I didn't I would have to say this to someone older than me by nature

I guess puberty hit you very delayed

So go sit in this hole you just made

You're not a sparrow, you're shallow

I just hit these rhymes out the park like Joey Gallo

Your rhymes were really wack and really bad

Silly rabbit, that's a bad habit, don't make me call your dad

Oh wait, you're older, so you must live your own?

But a house you don't own, it's your parents home, living off a fucking unpaid student debt loan

Shouldn't took this fight on because you're about to drop

Because I'm the mother fucking King of the Crop

You're not Enimen, your not Lil Wayne, your not Joyner Lucas

Your a mix of Lil Pump with a throat filled with mucus

I need to the call the pastor

Because you're possessed by the master

That explains all the shit that you say on the spot

All the clothes that you buy probably came from Big Lot

And I'm the hero of the crowd from Sandlot

While you're more a pussy than a tamed Ocelot

Sparrow

05.03.2019 05:28PM

Con

You think that I got mucus boy?

my throat is clear as bootes void

I am the fucking master, like an Eminem who uses roids'

you are just a useless boy

I will leave you toothless boy

you better have your troops deployed

cause' I am coming to destroy

I will eat your face and make you lick my poop, bitch boy

I am smoking hookah boy

and still I rap like Lucas boy

You want some lil pump? well that's fine with me too

cause' even in my mumble form I can still beat you

I'm fuckin' your bih OOOOOOH

she suckin' my dick OOOOOOH

adjusted her tits OOOOOOOH

my tongue on her clit OOOOOOH

you're nothin' but shit, aye

you suck when you spit, aye

I busted a nut in your bih, aye

now we puffin' a spliff, yeah

I'm all on the lean and the molly

I fucked on yo bitch in the rari OOOOH

You know that bih love to party, aye

but you a broke boy, not a star, D

But now I be back on my regular

boy, you are not a competitor

I am a predator

you are my prey, your progenitors

are just some herbivores that's used as food and for leatherwork

you are domesticated, I'm betterer

you just be grazing, I puncture and sever your

flesh, bitch you think you a beast? you never were

The description that fits you consists of four letter words

Round 3

Vader

05.04.2019 04:26PM

Pro

Lemme take to you Walgreens and buy you some Mucinex

Cause that was more shitty than my ass after Tex Mex

You go no clout, so stop tryin to act like you got a rollex

I got more teeth in my mouth than you cells in your brain

And let the disses and rhymes rain

I call it Katrina

You are as wack as PETA

Half of your shit don't even rhyme

Go back to second grade where you learn about a dime

Cause my bars are fresher than a Jewish deli

While your rhymes and rotten and smelly

You can't win on flow, you can't win on disses

You got nothing to show, sorry misses

You're the sand that gets washed away in a hide tide

And this is Goliath*bitch, I took you on a ride

Wasted half of your rhymes on Lil Pump

This rap battle just took a dump

Flush this shit down the toilet
Literally and figuratively

Your face more wack than a real life Mii

The only you got in common with Lil Pump is the molly

He's got more rapping skills than you do

I think you just lost a screw

I think you need RM to tidy it

Because you're Type1 and you can't deny it

Lies and lies, that's all I hear you speak

When you should be doing hardcore fire rhymes, man they been weak

You're taking it easy, you're making it easy

Maybe I'll get called up a made a big hit like Weezy**

Or I can be a life reflecting,bar spitting maniac like G-Easy

Or I can be a melodic god with a tune of Gangsters Paradise

Because this is the Supa show, and I'm on the rise

While the Type1 is on the decline

I'm done with this shit now, there's evidence there

Call bsh right now, I caught the multi, I can bear

*=Goliath are rollercoaster at the popular amusement park chains of Six Flags

**=Weezy is short for Drake

Sparrow

05.05.2019 10:50AM

Con

How the flying fuck can you expect to beat me
when half of your last verse was puns about feces

Vader

05.23.2019 03:43PM

#14

Thats bull. Vulgarity is allowed

David

05.23.2019 03:06AM

#13

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@Pinkfreud08

Mod note: Since this is a troll debate, votes are not moderated. Pink's vote thus is allowed to stand.

oromagi

05.22.2019 11:31PM

#12

ugh, you bitches got no rhyme
no metaphors no sense of time
pull Thanos up? stick to that line
don't shift to Greek! don't re-align.
that wee dick shit does disincline
my high regard most everytime.
that caterpillar metonym
s'more butterface than butterflyin'
But ocelot's a fine feline
there Supa's line sure shined benign.
while Sparrow's squawk was asinine.
Ultimately, I must incline
to choose the loser, slime the swine
based on Con's last round grimy whine
I'm fine with Pro- Con I decline.

Speedrace

05.05.2019 08:25PM

#11

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@Vader

Did you even read it? Like Ralph says, it’s so forced, and you don’t try to put any meaning behind it

David

05.05.2019 05:44PM

#10

Mod note: Troll debates aren’t moderated so RM’s vote can’t be removed. It’s not a vote bomb

RationalMadman

05.05.2019 05:40PM

How is mine a vote bomb and the other 2 aren't? LOL!

RationalMadman

05.05.2019 05:40PM

Are you threatening me with mod action while insulting me?

Vader

05.05.2019 05:40PM

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@David

Can you counter vote bomb RM's vote

Vader

05.05.2019 05:39PM

Crap and flat don't rhyme

and all he said was OOOH in his last line.

i will be requesting a CVB

@RM

Vader

05.05.2019 05:38PM

@RM

You suck at rap if you think that was better than mine. Flagged

Wrick-It-Ralph

05.05.2019 04:33PM

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@Vader

The only thing I can think of off the top of my head is that you change rhyme schemes at times where they don't feel right to be changed. It feels forced.

Vader

05.05.2019 04:21PM

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@Wrick-It-Ralph

What could I have done better?

Vader

05.05.2019 04:20PM

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@Speedrace

How was mine bad

Wrick-It-Ralph

04.30.2019 01:47AM

Putting down my lawn chair.

Helium

05.23.2019 12:32PM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Winner

1 point(s)

Reason:

I felt that both of them were very rude to each other. I could've piled their vulgarities sky-high. I also thought that Con had better flow and rhyme scheme integrity, much like RationalMadman.

K_Michael

05.23.2019 04:50AM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Winner

1 point(s)

Reason:

I know for a fact that it's possible to make a rap without vulgarity. If it doesn't serve a purpose, then you're just using it as a crutch for easier rhymes. Both of you lose, and this was definitely not "for the Ages."

oromagi

05.22.2019 11:32PM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Winner

1 point(s)

Reason:

RFD in Comments

Ramshutu

05.13.2019 12:39PM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Winner

1 point(s)

Reason:

CVB speedrace

Pinkfreud08

05.13.2019 12:39AM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Winner

1 point(s)

Reason:

Countering Wrick-It-Ralph's poor vote which didn't give a clear enough reason for his vote.

RationalMadman

05.05.2019 04:38PM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Winner

1 point(s)

Reason:

As much as I hate him, type1/sparrow is the superior rapper in elements such as flow and rhyme scheme integrity.

Both are weak in metaphor stacking and evolution because neither is a pun-heavy rapper.

Speedrace

05.05.2019 11:23AM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Winner

1 point(s)

Reason:

Both were terrible, but Pro’s was less so

Wrick-It-Ralph

05.05.2019 10:54AM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Winner

1 point(s)

Reason:

Subjective