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Club

1503

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debates

46.15%

won

Topic

#818

Unrap Battle

Status

Finished

The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

Winner & statistics

Better arguments

Better sources

Better legibility

Better conduct

After 8 votes and with 15 points ahead, the winner is...

Club

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Publication date: 04.28.2019 12:37PM
Last updated date: 05.31.2019 12:16AM
Type: Standard
Number of rounds: 4
Time for argument: One day
Max argument characters: 30,000
Voting period: One month
Point system: Multiple criterions
Voting system: Open

Contender / Con

Sparrow

1495

rating

debates

48.94%

won

Description

Make the worst rap you can.

Round 1

Club

04.28.2019 03:34PM

Pro

My cat,

Sat on a mat,

But someone hit it with a bat,

And that make it shriek,

And jump into a creek,

And now it lives in that creek,

All meek and bleak,

It's so sad,

For it couldn't find his biological dad!

He longed for him real bad,

So he became real mad!

Then he wound up in a psychiatric hospital,

Where he ate nothing but some skittles,

He improved little by little,

But eventually he died,

Wide Eyed,

Turned to the side

But I just lied!

He actually survived

He found his dad

He was no longer mad

And now he was no longer sad!

WORD

MICDROP

Sparrow

04.29.2019 02:40PM

Con

omigod i luv poop

i need poop in my mouth, it tastes like soup

i eat everyones poopy

because my tits are droopy

and democratic countries are too free

cuz omigod i luv hitler

i wish he was my tickler

i wish he would tie me down and tickle me, yes sir

i like havin sex with animals and dictaters

i like to eat tatertots

especially when they're dick flavoured

i sucked your moms dick

it smelled like a stick

your dads is less thick

it smells like a bitch

your dad was a cuck

that's why you suck

you owe me a buck

because between my legs, my wee wee is tucked

im a girl

Round 2

Club

04.29.2019 07:15PM

Pro

I suck,

I don't even have a buck,

I am as short as a duck,

Quack Quack Quack,

I hate my back,

For it cracks and cracks,

I hit it with a bat,

But it really just hurt more,

Like how I smacked that cat,

Sparrow

04.29.2019 07:59PM

Con

I'm a drug addict and also a pedophile

so just hand me a crack pipe, I'll hit it like a child

I sniff coke through my bum

I fucked my own son

My wife baked a cake, the frosting tasted like other men's cum

I don't eat my vegetables

I eat raw meat because it increases my testicles

the earth is flat

to ascend you must eat raw meat like a cat

if you don't feed your pets raw meat, you're fat

The aliens created flat earth to test their creations

i am apex predator, you are a flatulation

you farted in my moms face

I peed on your suitcase

I ate a raw goat testicle and liked the taste

i am like rlly rlly stupid, but also rlly rlly smart

I feast on children's naughty parts

like a woodchuck on bark

Round 3

Club

04.29.2019 09:27PM

Pro

I stink like fart

On DebateArt

I'm failing my debates,

Which everybody hates,

And I use them as baits,

To make me popular,

And Once Im popular,

I WILL RULE THE WORLD,

That's not my bag,

The one that looks like a hag,

Shhhh,

It's mine,

It's from 1799

It's truly like hell,

Oh that rings a bell,

I'm from hell,

So bad I got kicked out,

Like a spider on a water spout,

Don't know what is all about,

Maybe because I was so ugly,

I caused a drought

mIc tHrOW

Sparrow

04.30.2019 09:27PM

Con

Forfeited

Round 4

Club

04.30.2019 09:52PM

Pro

Never forfeit a debate.

Sparrow

05.01.2019 12:16AM

Con

my last rap was the most worstest of time

it was so bad, it didnt even exist. is that fine?

oromagi

05.10.2019 03:03PM

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@Club

Counter vote bomb.

Club

05.01.2019 07:40PM

-->

@Ramshutu

What does CVB stand for?

Alec

04.28.2019 01:40PM

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@Club

I'm tempted to accept this debate, but I don't think it's worth it to my rating.

Speedrace

05.10.2019 06:17PM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better legibility

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

It was so bad

oromagi

05.10.2019 03:04PM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better legibility

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

Cons R1 made me laugh. Conduct to pro for forfeit

RationalMadman

05.05.2019 10:16PM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better legibility

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

I note the last 2 Rounds.

K_Michael

05.01.2019 06:36PM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better legibility

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

I don't believe rap battles are moderated. Here's how I feel like divvying the points based on who I thought had the best un-rap.

Dr.Franklin

05.01.2019 06:30PM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better legibility

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

Forfeit....

Ramshutu

05.01.2019 01:34AM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better legibility

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

CVB

Wrick-It-Ralph

05.01.2019 01:31AM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better legibility

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

Subjective

Pinkfreud08

05.01.2019 12:24AM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better legibility

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

Con ff a round which completely broke the flow of the argument, that's poor conduct.