1503
rating
26
debates
46.15%
won
Topic
#818
Unrap Battle
Status
Finished
The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.
Winner & statistics
After 8 votes and with 15 points ahead, the winner is...
Club
Parameters
- Publication date
- Last updated date
- Type
- Standard
- Number of rounds
- 4
- Time for argument
- One day
- Max argument characters
- 30,000
- Voting period
- One month
- Point system
- Multiple criterions
- Voting system
- Open
1495
rating
47
debates
48.94%
won
Description
Make the worst rap you can.
Round 1
My cat,
Sat on a mat,
But someone hit it with a bat,
And that make it shriek,
And jump into a creek,
And now it lives in that creek,
All meek and bleak,
It's so sad,
For it couldn't find his biological dad!
He longed for him real bad,
So he became real mad!
Then he wound up in a psychiatric hospital,
Where he ate nothing but some skittles,
He improved little by little,
But eventually he died,
Wide Eyed,
Turned to the side
But I just lied!
He actually survived
He found his dad
He was no longer mad
And now he was no longer sad!
WORD
MICDROP
omigod i luv poop
i need poop in my mouth, it tastes like soup
i eat everyones poopy
because my tits are droopy
and democratic countries are too free
cuz omigod i luv hitler
i wish he was my tickler
i wish he would tie me down and tickle me, yes sir
i like havin sex with animals and dictaters
i like to eat tatertots
especially when they're dick flavoured
i sucked your moms dick
it smelled like a stick
your dads is less thick
it smells like a bitch
your dad was a cuck
that's why you suck
you owe me a buck
because between my legs, my wee wee is tucked
im a girl
Round 2
I suck,
I don't even have a buck,
I am as short as a duck,
Quack Quack Quack,
I hate my back,
For it cracks and cracks,
I hit it with a bat,
But it really just hurt more,
Like how I smacked that cat,
I'm a drug addict and also a pedophile
so just hand me a crack pipe, I'll hit it like a child
I sniff coke through my bum
I fucked my own son
My wife baked a cake, the frosting tasted like other men's cum
I don't eat my vegetables
I eat raw meat because it increases my testicles
the earth is flat
to ascend you must eat raw meat like a cat
if you don't feed your pets raw meat, you're fat
The aliens created flat earth to test their creations
i am apex predator, you are a flatulation
you farted in my moms face
I peed on your suitcase
I ate a raw goat testicle and liked the taste
i am like rlly rlly stupid, but also rlly rlly smart
I feast on children's naughty parts
like a woodchuck on bark
Round 3
I stink like fart
On DebateArt
I'm failing my debates,
Which everybody hates,
And I use them as baits,
To make me popular,
And Once Im popular,
I WILL RULE THE WORLD,
That's not my bag,
The one that looks like a hag,
Shhhh,
It's mine,
It's from 1799
It's truly like hell,
Oh that rings a bell,
I'm from hell,
So bad I got kicked out,
Like a spider on a water spout,
Don't know what is all about,
Maybe because I was so ugly,
I caused a drought
mIc tHrOW
Forfeited
Round 4
Never forfeit a debate.
my last rap was the most worstest of time
it was so bad, it didnt even exist. is that fine?
Counter vote bomb.
What does CVB stand for?
I'm tempted to accept this debate, but I don't think it's worth it to my rating.