Instigator / Pro
7
1266
rating
119
debates
15.97%
won
Topic
#702
Rap Battle (Sparrow)
Status
Finished
The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.
Winner & statistics
After 2 votes and with the same amount of points on both sides...
It's a tie!
Parameters
- Publication date
- Last updated date
- Type
- Standard
- Number of rounds
- 3
- Time for argument
- Three days
- Max argument characters
- 30,000
- Voting period
- One week
- Point system
- Multiple criterions
- Voting system
- Open
Contender / Con
7
1495
rating
47
debates
48.94%
won
Description
No information
Round 1
I'll leak a man/ and fry him like a piece of ham/
cause' my cerebral span/ is longer than the yucatan/
I noticed ya spit/ your flow with a lisp / so it's a fixed/
fact, written in stone that diss/ from type one will boa constrict/
ya, to show ya the shit/ a true lyrically poet submits/
when it comes time to battle and the opponent's a bitch/
I'm professional/ with these lyrical sessions full/
of technical/ jargon/ my testicles harden/
at the mention of your ventricles/ injected with argon/
so I can watch glow/ like a florescent bulb, sparklin/
you're a transexual walrus/ totally unrespectable/
you're susceptible/ to gettin' pulled/ through the darkness/ by a horny big foot with tentacles/
a lot of rhymes, no substance
a lot of guys, no dumb shits
until you got on the site, now you throw a fit
at all those denying your baseless bubkiss
you're nothing but a toxic troll belching obscenities
at anyone in your general vicinity
is it me, or are you clinically insane, kid, it seems
like you need to be admitted before you end up having sex with a tree
cause' judging by your past battles, you're sexually depraved
and you rant and rave how the jews got us enslaved
and how capitalism is evil cause' you can't get payed
but you just need to act half-way respectable and shave
then maybe you could get a job and stop whinging
you're probably a slob, plus your posts got us cringing
everyone knows marxism doesn't work, but still you step in the ring flinging
insults, so ding ding
let's see how tough you act when I come out swinging and send your head spinning
you leave the ring with your ears ringing, while I stand there grinning
I'm an atom splittin' acid spittin' cataclysm
an anachronism with backwards-vision and mad animal mannerisms
phantoms listen as candles glisten
I travel out on random missions to dismantle whole planet systems
your panic stricken cause' of how I handle writtens
every judge on the panel clickin' on Sparrow for the points they're givin'
Round 2
Forfeited
Forfeited
Round 3
Forfeited
Forfeited
