1402
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debates
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Topic
#689
Rappp Battle
Status
Finished
The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.
Winner & statistics
After 4 votes and with 5 points ahead, the winner is...
Wrick-It-Ralph
Parameters
- Publication date
- Last updated date
- Type
- Standard
- Number of rounds
- 3
- Time for argument
- Three days
- Max argument characters
- 30,000
- Voting period
- One week
- Point system
- Multiple criterions
- Voting system
- Open
1702
rating
574
debates
67.86%
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Description
Arguments = Opinion
Sources = Puns, Metaphor, Wordplay.
Grammar = Rhymes per word on average.
Conduct = Any References to Oneself or opponent.
Round 1
Third times a charm I guess, do you ever rebuttal? (True)
I think that Rational's Mad Man and now he's in DEEPER trouble. (Sure)
He makes the same mistake three times, he'll be leaving Russia in rubble. (War Reference)
His philosophy's only as deep as his google search bubble. (Literally)
If Sun Tzu, Napoleon, and Muhammad Ali, had a child. (Profile Quotes)
It would be like Rational M. , Out of it's mind and half wild. (Yup)
With all the arrogance and punchiness, and total like of style. (References to the three quoted people and RM at once)
Also with obsolete tactics, and the insight of a child. (More References to quoted)
I bet you like power laws, but also community progress.
You're a walking paradox, ween yourself off of that nonsense.
You can't have it both ways once you enter a broad sense.
Just pick a path and stride it assuming you live right now, Hence
You should turn tail and run before I'm done have my fun.
Cause when I'm finish this blunt. I'm donning my logical gun.
And shooting your fallacious dispositions right in the face son.
That's a flawless victory scored gracefully in phase one.
Beat to Loop (right-click the video, click 'Loop' and shut the fuck up): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VOytGak_4Q
Fuck it, I'm goin' raw, hammer this bitch, like Art o' War,
Sun Tzu, Bonapa-rte Ali infused with Thor,
Lightning comes with the thunder, plunder him, pillage his whores,
This Gimp ex-pimp elephant's may have a dick that's thick like his skull but he's roasted, poached and no more,
Poke holes in your arguments, debate-lord opens old sores, pour salt on, pissin' go kiss 'em dear dumb cumbersome herbivore. (elephant reference to his avatar)
You wanna know about boxing? Come take a jab at me,
Ali with the Tzu, laughs at your tactics without strategy,
Practise gettin' mad at me, perhaps you'll take a nap and see, that in actual fact I'm the alpha; you're a whack MC,
Beta hater making a Rap battle omega, where the short description says 'PLEASE RM DONT COME AND BATTLE ME!' (https://imgur.com/aVoCS6G)
I captivate the reader, come try have a grab at me, I'm the best debater here, fuck off with your fallacies.
Round 2
That's cute RM, you think you know about strategy?
I'm a 300lb Martial Artist whose won multiple chess tourneys G. (fact)
I don't toy around with drawn out tactics that are riddled with fallacy.
When I can use The QGA and a Sudo Strike to take you down both mentally and physically. (Chess and Martial Arts references.)
But you're so weak, I could beat you with The Fred Opening (Second worst chess opening.)
You're The fox in the hole (worst chess opening) looking fancy while doing not a thing.
You tactics fall, you see small holes but not the open wing.
You're like a league player that doesn't understand the scope of pings.
I'm talking down to you because that's the only language that defeatists speak.
Your potential's limitless, but you'll never get past your subjective peak.
I've tamed the beast, you could be this good consider this a leak.
But I keep on climbing, so you'll never reach me so your outlook's bleak.
I don't need a hero to quote, you need a least three.
Your potential's set in stone, every thought you borrow is not free.
It costs you progress while I stand here watching you implode with glee.
I'm a rolling stone, you're the logical equivalent of a tree.
Beat to Loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6ZTMCYJvho
(openings) is the word typed and said as op'nin's.
Debris is pronounces deh-bree just to be clear.
Chess is a game where all the information is open,
The moment Kasparov's in Poker, oh shit the joker is chokin',
Tough bluffs so rough you're cut, ego broken,
Call when I got the nuts, dumb dunce ba-dum-dum five hearts flush your blood, from up there; junk cluttered brain, debris floatin',
You're a cumdump Ralph, can't ace-of-spades trump these poems, slick flow with potent prose wrings the neck of your rigid horse lyrics; this beast's free-floatin'.
If that aint enough then lets go in, Thor was my Round 1 pun, how bout now we bring the allfather Odin,
Bones brittle you little pitiful gimp, barely copin', I smite thee and I just might be the closest opponent of yours to omnip-o-tence,
Your hopeless chess op'nin's are just sugarcoatin' the growth of this opiate the masses are deepthroating,
I'm the God of the new religion, Poseidon to your Girl's cunt; what an ocean, Pagan Perseus versus one of many Medusa's victims, you're toast, son.
Round 3
More pagan gods? *Yawn* How underwhelming.
Next you might tell me that there's some kind of "hell" thing.
You must be the ugly third cousin of Van Helsing
I could think of more convincing Gods while I was belching.
You've been in my trap all along, you're a dangling rat.
I actually got you to change your entire rap format.
You gave up ground like you were a contentious doormat.
I logically reduced you by simply projecting your poor stats.
You're young dumb, under my thumb, and now under control
I numb this bum, as I hum, drum, and now I'm on a roll.
You're just my chum, and I say Yum, to eating this blundering troll
The ballets I done I won, I'm the one who stomped, lets take another poll.
None of your imaginary pagan friends are coming to help thee.
Your mythological dependency is probably not healthy.
It hasn't given you the power that your crave and you're not wealthy.
You might think your raps are subtle but you're really not stealthy.
Beat to Loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYH1-8-mqKA
They tell me that you live in fear of no God,
Brave elephant, plomp plomp on the ground applaud,
Big fat herbivore, do you wanna lift your trunk and take my sword?
Dumb spitter o' lyrics so weak, I fuck your mother so hard my cock got cells from your umbilical cord,
Dad's been fuckin' all her holes it's just he never reached where I did; too soft like his son watch the cunt try grip his worm all shrivelled and short,
Telling me I'm a doormat, come step to the king I'm feelin' real bored, wipe that shoe on me, that all you got?-Jesus Christ would approve of your feeble belittling, oh what civil discourse,
I'm an imminent threat yes, I'm an invincible force, this tiger here sees a kitten in Wrick-it, lickin' its pretty lil paws,
Who in the hell are you kiddin' with this shrill whistle of yours? Blow a whistle vs my missiles incoming with precision, on course!
this guy gets me, lol.
duly noted. I am switching things up when I can. I just want to make sure that when I do it, it's for artistic reasons and not "merely" a voter appeal. So arbitrary switch = bad and style based switch = good and if those are both true then = good.
Rap logic :)
Thanks for the critiques.
Alrighty, but don't be afraid to try new stuff! voters can adapt.
I do that sometimes. My prewritten raps look more like strings of rapid rhymes.
One of my things is that I like to build up a story to tell and that forces me to cut back on the rhymes a bit.
Another part of my format as audience consideration. I want it to be easy to read.
Honestly, it doesn't matter how the words are blocked out per se. I made that example in a rap battle against RM actually. His rhymes are more or less structured like mine with two key differences.
A) He puts whole stanzas in a giant string of one or two lines.
B) He doesn't have any standards for a rhyme scheme per se and just kind of spits and plops rhymes down to fit his taste.
I know my stuff looks like I'm just writing stuff and plopping rhymes at the end, but I can assure you that's not always the case. Yes, I do that when I'm story telling my rap, but I also do it knowing in advance which words I want to rhyme and I try to set the story up to compliment those rhymes.
But I can also go the other way just as easily.
For example
"You're-blaming-and-flaming-the-voters-while-claiming-that-we-must-be-insane-to-not-accept-your-reign-and-hopping-on-the-train-of-RM-feigning-fame-retaining-off-your-name-while-failing-what-a-shame."
This was from my most recent battle that I'm still in with RM. I do a long string of rhymes, but notice how I still try to have a theme behind the rhymes. This is key for me personally because I like to tell stories and I mostly rap for my subjective enjoyment, although I love crowds too :)
But yeah, I just wanted to cover that because I think people think I don't mix it up just because I format my bars. I do that to make it easy for the voters to read and for me to reread. With that said. I am slave to certain patterns that's not an arbitrary critique that the voters have been giving. I consider it duly.
Don't be afraid to mix it up! you make rhymes within the sentence structure as well as at the end of it. Example
Tony chewed up the boy like pepperoni and started dissing on his ability
Reconstructing arguments in the events of mitigated liability
I guess I'm losing my new rapper smell, lol. thanks for the votes as always.
thanks
solid counterbomb. respect
Please cvb Type1 so he can do it on his alt?
conspiracy theories are fun.
LOL!
After reading your rap. I am now convinced that Type 1 is your alt account.
and Boolean I guess
I speak, English, Spanish, and elephant.
LOL!!!!!!!!!
I don't speak html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-E_p3Kc3Yk
Man, you repeat your words too much, lol. That's at least the third time you've said herbivore. I guess it makes sense, you kind of blew all your material rapping me.
I usually don't like to brag, but I went ham that time. :)
Typo. Line 13. Meant to say "Before I'm done having my fun"
Typo, Line 7 Meant to be "lack of style". although it almost still works, lol. I should have tried to play it off.