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#6048
On balance, Britain makes their chips better than Mexico.
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Description
As a condition, if you accept this debate before 2026, then you automatically lose. If you accept the debate without reading the description, then that is your fault, not mine.
There will be four rounds in total, with PRO waiving the first round.
A moment of silence for RationalMadman.
Round 1
The year is 2025. As agreed in the description of this debate, I cannot make any arguments this round. Waive.
1. FLAVOR DOMINANCE – Not Just Food, It’s Fireworks
Mexican chips aren’t playing safe—they’re dropping flavor bombs. Think Takis Fuego (chili-lime), Doritos Diablo, or authentic tortilla chips with tamarind and salsa. It’s not just spicy—it’s layered, complex, and intentionally wild.
Compare that to British crisps—sure, they’ve got cheese & onion, salt & vinegar, and even prawn cocktail. Cute. But let’s not confuse mild novelty with cultural spice. British flavors are restrained. Mexican chips? They’re made to hit.
2. GLOBAL CULTURAL TAKEOVER – Not Just a Snack, It’s a Movement
Takis alone have exploded globally—viral on TikTok, huge in the U.S., trending in Asia. Mexican chips are now street food essentials, corner store icons, and memes all rolled into one. This isn’t just marketing—it’s dominance.
Source: Nielsen Snack & Chip Data
Meanwhile, British crisps haven’t gone global in the same way. Walkers? Maybe in the UK. But Takis and Doritos are worldwide powerhouses, with deep cultural relevance among youth.
3. TEXTURE & VARIETY – British Chips Are One Note
Mexican chips serve up texture. Rolled, puffed, crunchy, airy—every bite’s an experience. You’ve got corn-based tortillas, pork chicharrones, baked Takis, salsa-drenched options.
British crisps? They're flat. Literally. Thin, fried, seasoned. That’s it. They don’t experiment, and that lack of innovation hurts.
4. HEALTH-CONSCIOUS OPTIONS – Mexican Chips Adapt
More people are reading nutrition labels, and Mexican brands are stepping up. Baked Takis, lower sodium tortilla chips, organic corn options—without dropping the heat.
British crisps may claim “reduced fat,” but rarely offer the bold AND better-for-you combo. Mexican chips are bringing flavor and forward-thinking to the same table.
5. MARKET REACH & BRAND POWER
Doritos (owned by Frito-Lay, U.S./Mexico) are among the top-selling chips in the world, and Takis sales have surged double digits over recent years. Walkers (UK brand)? Big locally—but globally? Barely in the conversation.
Source: Statista – Global Chip Brands
FINAL BLOW:
Mexican chips didn’t just raise the bar—they are the bar. Flavor, texture, trend power, health-conscious evolution, and worldwide domination. British crisps are nostalgic. Mexican chips are the future.
Verdict: Mexican chips don’t just taste better—they win better.
Round 2
Define the chip :
The English language is English, and thus British. Way back when Britain went colonizer-mode on the rest of the world, they brought the English language to just about everywhere. Unfortunately, thousands of miles of water made keeping lingual standards difficult, and so over time, the English language was bastardized by Americans, Australians, South Africans, etc.
Of course, for most things, the difference between British and American English is trivial. Who cares if it is “color” or “colour” because either way, you know what I mean. But for differences in what a word means, such as “salt and vinegar chips” or “fish and chips”, we should trust Britain, the owner of the English Language.
You may counter me, saying “well then, why aren’t you writing in British English?” :
I am writing this in American English because I am too stupid. In fact, that is the reason why American English is now standard. Not because it is more correct, but because of Hollywood’s global influence, and because American English is simpler.
American English is just dumbed-down British English. That is why British actors can replicate American English, while American actors cannot convincingly replicate British English. That is also why many words in American English are just shortened versions of words from British English. For example, in American English, “airplane” is shortened from “aeroplane”, and “math” is shortened from “mathematics”.
All of that is why “chip” will be defined as :
A soft, thin strip of deep-fried potato.
Britain makes better chips than Mexico :
First off, chips are not the same thing as french fries. French fries are thinner, and originated in 17th century Belgium. Chips are thicker, and originated in 15th century Portugal.
Anyway. . .
Mexico has about as much coastline as Britain does. In spite of this, “fish and chips” isn’t really a thing in Mexico. This is not because of a lack of fish, but because Mexicans simply don’t know how to make good chips. Chips are European, and although potatoes are a new-world crop, they are now mostly grown in European soil. Britain, with an annual potato output of 5 million metric tons, simply has more potatoes to experiment with, resulting in better chips.
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well let's see where it goes
Automatic. Victory guaranteed.
but, is it actually the year 2026? or there;s sm other thing?
besides the time is due in 13 days
how come we's gonna do it in 2026
"As a condition, if you accept this debate before 2026, then you automatically lose."
Why create it now?