dissing yourself rap battle

I don't put time into debates, I don't have the patience
but I could spend a whole day on masturbation
I'm a loser and I live in my parent's basement
when I was thirteen, I made pacts with Satan
I'm still edgy than a fuck, go through teenage phases
so many labels I've adopted just so I could change them
a month ago I said "fuck Christians I hate them"
now I'm researching the bible like "that's amazin'"
cause' my fascination
is a hyperfixation
of an autistic fuck with glasses, pacin'
in my parent's back yard, my neighbors wavin'
but I don't engage them
I don't engage in conversation 

on the outside I seem laid back but introverted
inside, I'm a ball of hatred filled with perversion
the type to laugh at a sick, disabled or injured person
the type who looks upon humans and has a will to hurt them
autistic schizo psychopath, many different versions
of mental illness, and I don't know how to fix or curb them
everything that I know it is I just wish it weren't and
I see my existence as something that just consists of curses
yet some people said that I'm gifted, which is a bit disturbing...
you mean to tell me that normal people are even worse than
me? if that's true, then the human race is afflicted, scourged with
sin that even Jesus couldn't have seen subverted

I hate myself
I'll cut off my own cock and use it to rape myself
then re-tape myself
infuse myself with THC and vape myself

I dont need to cut my dick off

My dick is so small and bent

People can barely tell I have one

When I debate,

I sometimes dont even read what you say

Reading is bad, I think my own things

I am a failure at everything I do

I failed at school too

I am poor and a virgin too

When I give opinion on something, people ask:

"What color is your Bugatti"

I will write this as haiku

My balls are blue, My dick is too,

and my mirror asks me:

"What color is your Bugatti"

I stay just the way I was born

A virgin dude that no one loved

I sometimes wonder why I was born

To live as useless, poor and alone

Its okay that I am not someone

Who has friends, money or fun

Its okay that my life is junk

I am not even tough punk

Everything that doesnt kill me

Doesnt make me stronger either.

All my disorders are my fault

For not being lucky enough

To win a genetic lottery

Small dick, speech disorder and ugly too

Who do I even sue?

Playing life on hardest difficulty

"What color is your Bugatti"

cause' I'm a british chap but can't
find britain with a map in hand
traverse the vastest sands of pakistan
a baptist catholic man
who enters in the mosque, after living off the cactus plants
and asks "is it haram for a Jew to practice dance?"

I'm a Jew dancing to a Nazi German anthem
your sister thinks I'm sexy, but your grandma thinks I'm handsome
but not really cause' I'm ugly as a black Michael Jackson
or a white Eminem, or a yellow Chris Hansen

cause' Korea is a pedo but he's not as bad as me
and if you saw my penis, it'd be really sad to see
it looks just like a triple A battery
in fact the only thing that's smaller is my yearly salary

I'm a stone cold black pilled hard core incel
until a woman gives me some attention, then I simp well
but then I take her friendliness for flirting cause' I can't tell
and then she tells me that I'm gross and ugly and to go to hell

I felt it's mean...
but I don't really have no self-esteem
I eat my greens...
but I will never get to flick girl's beans
I wanna hear her scream
and use her breast milk to make ice cream

I am a pedo so this is true

Most people want me to burn

I am annoying and obsessive too

I cant be better than you

I mostly lie when I talk

I am too lazy to take a walk

I work out and have muscles

It doesnt help, my life is such

People tell me to kill myself much

I dont know why I live

What can I even give?

Who could even love me?

My parents think I am retarded loser

People think I am bully and abuser

No girl wants me to even talk to her

In this life I have exactly 0 friends

And 7 billion people want to kill me

Its like playing a game where

You have no chance to win there

I only eat junk food

and hope that

I dont get too sick or fat

But even if I get cancer and die

People wouldnt cry

Instead say "Yes, he should die"

"Too bad he didnt die in enough pain"

What the fuck is even this game?

I have been fucked by the matrix

Fucked in the brain

Someone set difficulty to "insane"

Even Hitler had a girlfriend

And many friends who loved him

Why am I living worse than Hitler I ask you

And have less support than Nazis do

Maybe I am just so bad

Maybe I make people sad

Maybe Satan is my dad

I dont know who my dad is

why the fuck my life gotta be so bad
why did I get raped by my own mom and dad
why does everybody laugh when I'm sad
 then say that I'm the bad guy when I'm mad?

My fucking dick is a microscopic pretzel
they thought I was a girl til' they found it with a microscope
the fact that I was born is regretful
and big pain can't be fixed with a micro-cope

my life's a macrocosm of macular degeneration
cause' I can't see a reason for my mom's insemination
if she just aborted me then that would be a better case than
having me forced to exist, just to be a demonstration
of how everything that's stupid and pathetic made in
the entire universe can manifest in one assembled placement
won't take medication
I will point my penis at a blender and then send it straight in

now here's the biggest mix up that you have ever seen:
my father she was orange, and my mother he was green
an Irish catholic trans woman that had sex with a queen
who was a protestant trans-man, eating fish sticks and cold beans

oh dear, what can the matter be?
seven old ladies were stuck in the lavatory 
they were there from sunday til' saturday
nobody knew they were there

well the first old lady was old misses Mason
she couldn't get out so she went in basin
and that was the water that I washed me face in
and nobody knew they were there