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Rap battle for RationalMadman
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The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.
Winner & statistics
After 2 votes and with 14 points ahead, the winner is...
RationalMadman
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- Publication date
- Last updated date
- Type
- Rated
- Number of rounds
- 5
- Time for argument
- One week
- Max argument characters
- 30,000
- Voting period
- Two months
- Point system
- Multiple criterions
- Voting system
- Open
- Minimal rating
- None
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Description
If RationalMadman wins this debate, I will reveal my alt account(s)
But if I win this debate, RationalMadman must create a forum topic titled "7000series is the best rapper on this site"
Round 1
Your reputation is on the line
Correction: lack thereof
My Cadillac is blue, and my verses are OP
I am the trickster god, call me Loki
I am lowkey a prophet
Like Moses I part the sea
And yet I cannot see your skill
It would be a miracle for you to win against me
I will katana slice right through you
Thank Leonardo, my muse
You are an ordinary turtle
While I be blasting rhymes like Squirtle
I am a snapper, snapping spines
Surrender or you die
I am so stoned right now
Call me Thanos
I must have the reality stone
Because these rhymes are unreal
Like your girlfriend
No more honey for you
You’re fat like Winnie the Pooh
Speaking of Pooh Bear, he can’t compare
I am the rap equivalent of Goku
Xi couldn’t control Taiwan if he wanted to
Power scaling is just not fair
I put the gay in gamer
You put the U in outstanding
Correction: There's no you in outstanding
Here’s some Spanish for you: Tu es shit
You're a dirty brit
I'm 2 legit 2 quit
Yes I’m breaking it down, like MC hammer
U cannot touch this, you gay child slammer
You call it slander, I call it libel
For your wounded ego I am liable
I have memorized the entire troll bible
They call me troll Jesus, I am your preacher
They call me professor troll, I am your teacher
You cannot understand or even compare to me
This rap battle is your obituary, you bitch
My 2 alt accounts are “Fuck” and “You”
Yes you really suck, you really do
Sucking on my nuts right now, it’s true
I am wiping the floor with you but these bars aint clean
My verses cannot be considered PC
So I can only be considered an MC
Please do not hold it against me
Beat to Loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOA6TAHselE
Yeah, yeah, I lack a reputation, that's why you called me out for some laceration,
Like what even is the point of denying it? I was happy debatin',
You want me bad and I'm worried 'bout your age so let me just say it's blatant you were master-baiting,
The problem with baiting a guy like me's the waiting,
The time spent in desperation while contemplating,
Will all your bars go to waste if I say fuck you, atheist I'm Pagan and stay in my lane without deviation?
Those are the question I laid to waste when I accepted this for your sake and the entertainment of the fuckboys hatin'.
Same guys telling me in the comment I'm whack are for my raps, that's an obvious fact,
You're not in tune with the audience, you're pausin' every 3 lines, stopping for claps,
Only clap is to your head boy, stop the flipflopping, you're whack,
You're gonna tell me you're not a washing machine that's non-stop slopping some rags,
Wikipedia of Winnie the pooh's the only personal you had on me, I couldn't give a shit if you think I'm british or you're black,
If you're a white man in China or a Jew in Gaza, trapped the reality is I'm the Bomb droppin' there and just as bad on Baghdad.
Stick to the unrated debates boy, 'standard' is something you should strive for,
Challenging me at this shit with those bar's something the law should be changed so that you can die for,
That's a death-penalty debate we can do standard and you can cry goodbye for every minute you've been alive, adolescent I feel bad when I tell you that you should hopin in that volcano that your pic's of, you eyesore.
Round 2
Beat to loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWxlWrfpk_g
A thirty-something pedo beaten by an eight year old prodigy
That's gotta be the funniest thing since Pagan Ideology
I am on par with the X-Men
While you struggle to spar with the star of children's TV
There's three, they're the Power-Puff Girls
You're getting your ass kicked by Bubbles
So I mic drop like Cyclops
You are a cyclone, I am a hypercane
Feel the pain
Pack light man
This is a long distance hike and
Beyblades: I use the stamina type
I'm picking up speed
You're high on speed
It is agreed that my verses are perfectly uniform
Your verses take the form of play-dough worms
Speaking of speed, you should have held down B
You're late to the Mario party
Yes I have the lead; In Mario-Cart I can't be beat
So go ahead and concede you B
I am only beginning, and I'm already winning
Like the New York Gold vault, my bars are elite
Who knew that white supremacists could be so stinky?
You're a Hitler supporter, so I guess you don't shower much. . .
Pre-Rap clarifications
'hopin' was supposed to be hop in
Same guys telling me in the comment I'm whack are for my raps,
'are here for my raps' is what it meant to say.
I wrote that in a few minutes to reply ASAP.
====
Beat to Loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xLT0lETFWs
Can't rhyme, can't flow, can't time? Oh no,
My mind's so blown at your pogostick hop 'n' flop delivery falling over your ego down' on the flo' with your toeless homeless man shoe's on show,
What you know about me? Pedo accusations thrown at me, calls himself a kid too young to be on this site, self-diss yo-yo,
What the actual duck-in-a-pond-swimming-fuck am I up against, though?
Like okay, maybe I'm slow, help me out here bro but did any of that shit that dissed me rhyme or that rhymed make sense? No.
I mean I'm a Hitler sympathiser? Where the fuck you got that idea, hoe?
You're a just selling yourself to the sleaziest disses, up and down a pole, cops wanna stop you degrading yourself can you even consent yet? If you're only 8 I'm sorry to have even acknowledged you exist, bring your dad here, yo,
Nevermind, you got that fatherless vibe, let me deal with your mother, one step two step dad I am, woah, that fast? Son, it's my first day on the job and I'm hungry to punish so don't say it aint so.
What you think? You're a troll? You're small-scale, all-fail, tic-tac-toe,
I'm the troll who trolls trolls, let's quit being your stepdad, I'm ya' big bad bro,
I invented what you're doing, my shoes, my legacy? Only way you'll fill my footsteps is to stuff your face 'n' waddle, tiny dick fatso,
You're a shame to this site, blacklisted from mafia games and comic book characters 'n' cartoons are all you got, you're just a kid, damn, grow the hell up and you'll realise you're a nobody to anyone except Best.Korea, freakin' Amadeus Cho,
I'm the Hulk with Daredevil, people don't need a URL to know what I am, I'm the reason anyone's reading this, main character to this grand show.
Round 3
Forfeited
Beat to Loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RZbrID4mgk
What you gonna do? Ask to restart it?
I'm the biggest dog in the yard, little bitch you're beyond retarded,
Fishchaser thinks he's hot shit, get the the shark harpooned, eat it and shart it,
I'm an artist with the sword way I castrate 'em all with the sharp, glass shard-like bars I punch punks like you, fuckwit,
and there's 2 Rounds further, you're a sucker I assure you I'm far from done with.
Never step into the ring with me again, not ever,
Not debating, not rapping, not any time of day, regardless of weather,
I'm not the one you wanna mess with, I can't stress this better; you're the misbehaving punk and I'm the champ with the belt and I'll use it as a delt-exercise as I make you wish you were whipped with leather,
I smack with metal, I punch with knuckle-dusters,
The courage you found in yourself to face me, you're gonna deeply gulp and pray to God you can undo time and forget you mustered,
I'm the threat you fucked with,
OD on alcohol you ingested, dumb kid,
So young and the whole club blarin' 'cause nobody round here even cares your body's slumped, fish,
Some will chase you, some will blow your trumpet,
I'm here to break your ego, humble you to the point as you lay dead you're grateful you can't raise yourself up for the next strike you're struck with.
Round 4
Forfeited
Beat to loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUuOpY3iiBo
The debates around here are ending up voteless,
Situation's dire, being real with ya', this shithole's hopeless,
Thing is I was born to leave opponents throatless,
So you can take away the porn but the hoes with the pro skills don't get boned less,
You can take away the audience, applauses, the stuff that drives the posers,
But you're a Jesus wannabe punk I'm the lonesome Moses,
You just want attention, you aint close to ferocious,
You're a young'un in the junglehoping your growth's precocious,
I'm the one that's done the time, I've been grindin' fo' six fuckin' years in Augus'.
You can run the race but when you're wheezin', burnin,
I'm breezin' past, steady, breathin' easy, vermin,
No pacing yourself, 2-Round sprinter, already queasy, churnin',
See that's the difference that the practise, attitude and strategy determine,
Your mother's torn both wishes I was her son instead and that her holes could be less hollow while she swallows my sperm in,
She confesses to her priests, preached a stern lesson-learned type Sermon,
You say I'm British well if I am you're a colonised servant,
I'd rather assume you're disabled and gay and call myself a World War 2 German.
Round 5
Forfeited
Run Forrest run,
Disapponting son.
RM,
I am sorry for insulting you, and now we can have peace.
Alright.
I wouldn’t expect a rap battle to get so heated. It’s mostly in the comments even not the battle itself.
Oh God, just saw some of the reports...
Please stop. You can initiate a rap battle and have all that hate inside the rounds, but the comments section does not have the same protections for what would otherwise be targeted harassment.
This isn't proclaiming you can't make a witty remark at someone's expense (note that no one else is tagged...). The issue isn't wit, it's poison.
So far 7000series is winning.
Not sure the context, but there is no rule against quotation.
Possibly thematically related, anyone who has “honor” as a common part of their vocabulary, cannot stand to be quoted, because it’s an insult to their honor to accuse them of saying the things they said.
I am a lyrical genius.
I can be his friend again if he wants me to, so I am giving him the opportunity which I am sure he will reject because he is getting attention like this.
You are always after people's approval which might be the result of all the beating you endured as a child so when people support you then you feel like they wont beat you anymore. The fact that you have to compare yourself to me to comfort yourself by saying that people like you more than they like bestkorea, despite that I intentionally do everything so people would hate me, what you do is honestly pathetic and that you are that desperate to be liked by others that you so desire to be liked and your self worth is basically defined by other people liking you. You will never be anything more than approval seeker and if thats your definition of strong person then you have no clue what strong person even is. You will always be other people's bitch and I guess I can be your friend if you want me to, but if you dont want then its your fault and I dont even care if I have to destroy myself to destroy you completely and make you feel like a worthless approval seeker which you are right now.
but nearly everything you do on this website is worthless, unlikable and garbage. So, I can't help but roll my eyes at who this abuse is coming from. It doesn't hurt coming from you at all, it's just pathetic.
Nobody at all is cheering you on, in fact so far 2 people sided with me who didn't have to. Nobody is your friend here, if I'm a loser, you're the loser of all losers around here. Oooooh big insult by me. ooooooh
RM,
I dont know if you are hallucinating or something but I never even claimed that people like me nor I ever said that care if they do. I am just saying that they dont like you despite your worthless efforts to be worshipped on this site remember that no one worships an abuse victim or people who pretend to be abuse victims.
Do a survey, as I said. Your words are meaningless until you back them up.
Ask people if they like you, to rate you across multiple criteria etc. Then do the same for me and other users. Until then, you are just talking shit.
Make a list of your friends while you're at it, because you have 0 also, you're just in delusion. Nobody here gives a genuine fuck about you. I am probably closer to Whiteflame, Fishchaser and many others than you ever have been or will be. You won't realise it because you don't see our private interactions and haven't done a single survey to objectively verify it.
What kind of gaslighting world is it where you're going out of your way to abuse me across debate comments on 2 different debates and I'm not the victim?
I've blocked you and you're still in my debate that has nothing to do with you ranting your heart out about what a great bully you are telling me I'm pretending to be a victim of your bullying all at once.
clearly not, it's a nice theory but there's a clear skillgap there despite enduring more abuse.
At least being abused and abusing others on the regular has given you an impeccable knack for insults, perfect for a rap battle. Also a good opportunity to let some steam off.
I think you are stuck between desire to be abused and desire to abuse others. Usually, people only have one of these two desires. You think you have no friends on this site, and thats true because of your behavior. When you left, no one even cared. People were just laughing at you for weeks before you quit.
You turn people into enemies as you enjoy putting others down and think they are actually just gonna sit back and let you put them down.
Then you fake being a victim to make them look guilty.
Its a good plan, I have to say, but you are not strong to carry it out.
The pressure builds in you as people start abusing you and you feel bad that you cant do some abusing too.
You think negative attention is good because you read so in your autistic book, but not many people can handle negative attention and it just gets them destroyed.
Now now, you're both super abused and super affected by abuse and whatnot. Stop arguing over who is more abused and get on with your lives.
look at your own life and childhood and wonder what abuse makes a person act like or not.
Thats just sad.
You are weak and just want for abuse to stop.
You also come back for more abuse to practice being abused.
I guess too much abuse does make person act like you act.
But I do like to use this as practise on how to avoid abuse working on a psychological level so sometimes I engage it like now.
Nope, I'll spend my spare time hobbies doing what I enjoy.
As I am masculine and do get a rush from some conflict it's fine in moderation but as soon as it's abusive instead of healthy competition I have no reason to waste my precious time and energy on that.
I have to get chores done, daily life/work done you get me? The last thing I want is my destressing free time wasted on abusive garbage like you. :)
"This dilemma is the gaslighting dilemma abusers put their victims into:
'stay with me you coward you can't escape, wow you ran off you coward trash pathetic loser.'"
Actually, the solution is not to run away and not to keep being abused, but to stay and destroy your abuser.
If you run away or just come back to be abused again, one can only think that you are weak.
"Yeah, so which part of that makes them strong?
Returning to be abused or running away because they were abused?"
This dilemma is the gaslighting dilemma abusers put their victims into:
'stay with me you coward you can't escape, wow you ran off you coward trash pathetic loser.'
This dilemma doesn't exist at all, their opinion of you is as significant or insignificant as I allow them and the environment they're present in to be to me. Learn to be a bit toxic back. I think that's what people get wrong, they try to respect their abusers when they need to see them as pathetic flawed creatures whose hurtful words are merely extensions of their own insecurities.
Without this site I'm either good or bad in life regardless of it and with it it's either a fun hobby or toxic addiction, I need to decide that balance and decide if I engage here or not. If people think I'm this or that it's their issue. I'm just RationalMadman, the energy and negative or positive emotions they put to that identity is on them. I'm focused on me.
Ironically, this site has such few users because it encourages formal arguments. Reddit and YouTube have way more people arguing in the comments and also way more users.
XOX
Nope. Still here.
that meant quitting the site
Hurry up and post a fucking verse.
I wonder why this site doesn't attract many new users. . .
"What I am reading is simply a cold take by 2 of the closest people to suicide on this site."
You wrote on your profile that you will commit honorable seppuku after people here fucked you up mentally.
Of course, I knew you wont do it, even tho you were clearly thinking about it.
"they leave the place that related them like dirt and come back if they wish to"
Yeah, so which part of that makes them strong?
Returning to be abused or running away because they were abused?
It's part and parcel of calling me out. I'm epic here even if it's negatively epic.
I never said it was. I’m saying that I’m suprised there’s that many comments and not a single debate posted.
Not my problem or fault.
42 comments and yet not a single debate side posted.
Lancelot didn't ever get banned properly after all he did, he self-banned meaning he is free to make an alt as he wishes. That's part of why I quit plus irl was getting busier.
Strong people don't need to abuse, they leave the place that related them like dirt and come back if they wish to, later on their own terms. What I am reading is simply a cold take by 2 of the closest people to suicide on this site.
Thats disgusting that he probably masturbates while reading my abusive comments.
You discovered his secret. He has a degradation kink and he was trauma bonded to Lancelot. He used to touch himself to Lancelot's abuse and he cried for 3 weeks when Lancelot was banned. He sometimes wears his mother's panties while fantasizing about Lancelot spanking him and calling him mean names.
RM, I dont think you care much for your mental health. Even when Lancelot was abusing you, you were always around him so he abuses you more. You could have just ignored him, but you kept coming back to him and he kept abusing you. So I think you like being abused. You want for people to abuse you. You also want to abuse others, but are not really capable of it when you engage someone stronger, so you resort to pretending to be a victim.
I'll dissect em' in the rectum and eject cum on their breasts, I'm on the spectrum.
Everybody on this site is a shitstain.
Look how you talk, act and think. Look at others here too. It takes a strong person to value their mental health over taunts to stay in a place they don't enjoy.
I came back ready for abuse from you and others, I'm less invested here emotionally now. It's a shame that our friendship that formed bonding over discussing the chicken farm and whatever happened because you were a fake person. I don't like the real you, you didn't have the pretend to like the real me either. Only one of us had the privilege to meet the other with the mask off.
I didn't attack first. You're wrong. You didn't look at the history in the first place.
RM, if you are after people's approval this much, its no wonder your confidence shrinks once said approval is not there anymore.
When Lancelot was hurting you, I was the only one to come help you because I thought you were the victim in that situation and Lancelot did look like a bully from an uninformed perspective.
But I was wrong. Being abused doesnt mean you are victim. You attacked first. Its no wonder people fucked you up to the point where you called everyone on the site "shitstains" and ran away for 5 months to restore lost confidence.
I appreciate RationalMadman more, but not by much.
There is a reason 7kseries doesn't want to vs you and Wylted blocked you.
Do a survey, ask which of us they appreciate more.
Well, do everyone a favor and dont come back next time.
Problem isn't I run away, it's that I come back to this shit hole.