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Topic
#5333
My prayer to God vs Your prayer to God
Status
Finished
The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.
Winner & statistics
After 2 votes and with 10 points ahead, the winner is...
FishChaser
Parameters
- Publication date
- Last updated date
- Type
- Standard
- Number of rounds
- 1
- Time for argument
- Two weeks
- Max argument characters
- 10,000
- Voting period
- Two weeks
- Point system
- Multiple criterions
- Voting system
- Open
Contender / Con
14
1553
rating
77
debates
55.19%
won
Description
It can be in form of a poem, story, rap... anything which involves asking something from God.
Round 1
Almighty God of destruction
Descend upon this game this game of shadow
And strike down my foes with your infinite power
I shall chant thy name and you shall rise from your prison of paper
Rise Obelisk, God of destruction!
Why the fuck do you hate me?
when it's you who chose to create me
I always thought I'd do great deeds
but you showed me that I'm just crazy
all of my goals were delusions of grandeur
all of my wins were to lose in the end, yeah
I place my bets but can't choose what my hands are
God must be evil, cause' humans are cancer
So many questions that you didn't answer
like can people choose or just do what you planned for?
you could have stopped the injustice
now is it too late?
I guess I'm just here to fuck with
you let me get raped
I don't know what trust is
I don't know what's safe
everyone is disgusted
when they see my face
and I don't wanna just quit
but it's the worst fate
I can't even cut in
to that douche bag's wank
I hate what he did to me
I need his dick to bleed
slice up a lemon wedge, that I'mma stick between
each half of his slitted peen
right down the middle then I'm gonna give a squeeze
give me some victory
blow him to smithereens
kill both his kids for me
But most of all God, I just need you to fix the damage
and not keep me so disadvantaged
when it's you who chose to create me
I always thought I'd do great deeds
but you showed me that I'm just crazy
all of my goals were delusions of grandeur
all of my wins were to lose in the end, yeah
I place my bets but can't choose what my hands are
God must be evil, cause' humans are cancer
So many questions that you didn't answer
like can people choose or just do what you planned for?
you could have stopped the injustice
now is it too late?
I guess I'm just here to fuck with
you let me get raped
I don't know what trust is
I don't know what's safe
everyone is disgusted
when they see my face
and I don't wanna just quit
but it's the worst fate
I can't even cut in
to that douche bag's wank
I hate what he did to me
I need his dick to bleed
slice up a lemon wedge, that I'mma stick between
each half of his slitted peen
right down the middle then I'm gonna give a squeeze
give me some victory
blow him to smithereens
kill both his kids for me
But most of all God, I just need you to fix the damage
and not keep me so disadvantaged
God can fix the damage right now. Just bow your head and recite this.
Jesus christ. I accept you as my Savior and promise to fight against those who would drive people away from you by doing evil in your name. Please bless my journey. Amen.
Then you reach out to a church and start preparing for baptism.