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Topic
#4947

In case of war between USA and North Korea, North Korea would win and USA would lose

Status
Finished

The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

Winner & statistics
Better arguments
3
0
Better sources
0
2
Better legibility
1
0
Better conduct
0
1

After 1 vote and with 1 point ahead, the winner is...

Best.Korea
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Last updated date
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Standard
Number of rounds
1
Time for argument
One day
Max argument characters
10,000
Voting period
Two weeks
Point system
Multiple criterions
Voting system
Open
Contender / Con
3
1500
rating
9
debates
27.78%
won
Description

Trolling debate

Round 1
Pro
#1
"The media of the world gave wide publicity to the news that in a computer simulation of the US department of defense North Korea won and the United States lost."

"They added that leader Kim Jong Il is the most famous of the famous commanders."

"Kim Jong Il burns the White House down with the fires of guerrillas rekindled on Mount Paektu."

"Kim Jong Il is a champion of global peace leading the world politics with surreal ability in weapons."

Source:


Therefore, since Kim has surreal ability in weapons and commands fires of guerrillas rekindled on Mount Paektu, USA cannot win against North Korea.

Another simulation:

"I Simulated a War With North Korea (America Lost. Yes. Lost)"


It seems that in every simulation, USA loses.



Con
#2
I would like to remind voters that according to he rules of the site, votes on troll debates are unmoderated. So if you hate best Korea or if you merely want a chance at phone sex and nude pictures from a beautiful Russian lady like myself.....

Well then. No need to read any further just vote for me along with everyone else I PM and harass to vote for me after this debate is over.

For those of you who have 2 digit IQs and are even possibly mildly retarded, read on and I will give you justification to vote for me.

It was reported that North Koreas bombs would most likely hit california. If california seizes to exist than America does not have to worry about their 55 electoral votes. Without those 55 votes which are always blue than America would win more republican majorities and presidential. 

Liberal policies usually contribute to, well just look at how much of a shithole california is to see what blue policies usually accomplish. There is no equivalent to skid row in any red states no matter how many democratic mayor's try to fuck over the red states they belong to. 

So ultimately prosperity will occur and less degradation, dishonor and decadence of both the scummy and the smug leftists.

Pro also mentions the white house will be burned down. This is another win for America as their leadership sucks ass. 

So you see. If America wins, well America wins. 

On the other hand. If north korea wins, we'll then America not only wins, but wins big. 

Vote con or whatever