Instigator / Pro

Devon

1482

rating

debates

41.67%

won

Topic

#4821

Rap Battle Part 5

Status

Finished

The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

Winner & statistics

Winner

After not so many votes...

It's a tie!

Tags

Rap

Parameters

Publication date: 08.05.2023 08:35PM
Last updated date: 09.15.2023 01:06PM
Type: Standard
Number of rounds: 3
Time for argument: Three days
Max argument characters: 10,000
Voting period: One month
Point system: Winner selection
Voting system: Open

Contender / Con

FishChaser

1555

rating

debates

56.63%

won

Description

Spit your bars each round and the judges will choose whoever had the better bars! Who had the best creativity, rhyme scheme, flow and disses

Round 1

Devon

08.07.2023 12:45AM

Pro

My city like a jungle, something like Madagascar

Bitch you gone get Happy Feet when my crew start to blast off

Beauty and the beast but ima leave his body Jack Frost

All my niggas arrogant we clearing with mask off

And yours come up short, Seven Dwarves is what them hoes like

See my Pocahontas poppin', she be rocking with that Snow White

She got the long hair, don't care Indian Rapunzel

By Cinderella curfew she be finished with the bundles

I swear that I was humble, but this dude wanted the trouble

Twin glocks both cocked now they ready on the double

While you ugly niggas single, I be swinging with a couple

And they both let out a bark, I ain't putting on a muzzle

Cease? Never that. I blam till my damn hands tired

Or I'm aiming at your jugular, my clan? Vampires

These blades draw true blood, slice you and your girl

By twilight this limelight gone find you in the underworld

FishChaser

08.08.2023 02:34PM

Con

I have special eclectical omni-directional testicles
you'll get your intestines pulled out through your dead shit hole

you abject shitty disney spitting halfwitty twat from scat city
thinking that your raps litty, its crap really

feeding out of the hands of RM's faked impressedness
while I'm the one that murdered the king and raped the empress
you're a gay pretentious anus stenched disgrace with senseless wastes of sentence
in place of inventive disses, the case has been dismissed
when it comes to who's gon' place in second
cause' I'm coming first like I wanked and then spit

I'll rape your bitch and tape her clit to a paper clip
then make her sit on a serrated tipped blade and twist

you cantankerous twit you can't take a hint
RM thinks you suck like a vamp, case dismissed
for the second time now recognize advanced rape techniques
that make your ass hole require bandaids innit

weaponized homosexuality in my phallus meat
stretch your anus wider than the galaxy, its a fallacy
cause' the earth is flat it be laughably sad to see
people gagging on NASA'S penis and nads, sissy ass twit freaks

Round 2

Devon

08.08.2023 11:42PM

Pro

Wordplay, flow, punchlines? I have those

Problem? I'll let niggas come & address like drag shows

You feeling froggy at a young age you a tadpole

Devon vs Midchaser battle, let's see who wins the poll

This saddens me, why would you even choose this battle; see

How can you commit a whole murder when you can't kill half of me

Now this is blasphemy, I know niggas that'll blast for me

And they'll leave this ghost holy like when the pastor preach

Arms in the vicinity, get you and the rest shook

Squeeze leave a circle on your chest like Westbrook

Devon is the best look, fuck popularity

I'm Tarzan of this jungle, gorillas ain't scaring me

You got a problem? OK. See me with some thunder

I'm pressing with precision ain't no room to make a blunder

My team go hard and I ride for my squadron

The 9 like to bubble insides like a cauldron

I'll give him shots just in case that blade miss

You'll get thrown down the shaft on some Isaac Hayes shit

Them bullets contagious, they'll get everybody you played with

That chopper pick niggas up with no warning, it's a slave ship

FishChaser

08.10.2023 06:43PM

Con

I hate you very much

my rhymes you can barely touch

I'll bury ya attempt, its hilarious

unaware you suck

I'm an evil one you should be very wary of

suck my hairy nuts

you're the worst on DA if we may be fairly blunt

what I spit should suffice to shit on your life

just like a cup of lean the nigga was iced

I'll lick your fuckin' blood as it drips from the mic

after I beat your daylights into the night

with my signature strike

I wish I was high so I could drop this bitch from the heights

you're lucky that I'm sober, when I'm lit I can write

but right now I suck like my dick with your wife

I'm living proof alcohol and weed are nootropics

I'm bout' to fuckin' relapse, I need a new focus

I'll castrate your fucking testis off

your rhymes are soft

I'll eat your bitch's fucking breast meat, yuh

I'll cut her titties off and make some nipple breast kebabs

yeah yeah, I'll fuckin' mumble rap and still best ya dawg

pour me a cup of that lean, aye

I put the blade in your spleen, aye

everything you write seems gay

lets get gay, it'll be great

I'll suck your fucking cock while rapping and I'll still win, yeah

I need a valium, I gotta get my pills in, yeah

If I met my younger self I would kill him

and ask him wtf I did to deserve his fuck ups

I bet you five bucks that my life sucks

worse than yours, but my raps don't

I don't ever cap hoe

unlike you I do it on purpose when I write sus

I'll spit semen in your face while I'm spitting and get litty

I'll suck your bfs dick and then suck your mom's titties

I'll tickle RM's foreskin til' it makes him wanna kiss me

then I'll duel you with new swords forged by the smithy

Round 3

Devon

08.13.2023 01:06PM

Pro

You know what's up, better hold it down or it's going up

Cause if I come and lick a shot you gone sober up

Ima make my niggas stab you, clap you

Make your body rock like a statue

Our second battle in & my bars still going past you

Your so called raps and your basic jokes are all ass too

Beware y'all want the crazy side of me? This is Gothika

These weapons like to blow lights out, no Hannukah

Hollow tips hit you from your chest to your yamaka

I'm nicer with the knife, I can even fuck Baraka up

I'm getting pissed off but ima get my bars off

Don't think I'm tryna fuck I lay this pussy down and lick off

Get tossed sky high, eyes filipino

Break a bird down I ain't tryna flip a key though

That heavy metal ecelctic, it break all the rules

Cause it pop in a rhythm and it give niggas the blues

An alternative to hip hop better be yo goal

My bent leg to your chest till I knee yo soul (Neo soul)

Move yo folk out the country, bitch this situation hostile

You poppin all that jazz till I rock you to gospel

You fucking king cobra, you got my vision all blurred

But for you snake looking niggas, got that steel on reserve

If you sleep around here, that's a negative

The 9 will lie kin if they relative

Gun blam, shots at a van, thats a sedative

Leave you red here (hair) if I knock your melon in (melanin)

Explaining bars in the comments

FishChaser

08.16.2023 01:06PM

Con

Forfeited

Devon

08.13.2023 01:11PM

#11

R3 bars explanation

Hollow tips hit you from your chest to your yamaka | Yamaka is a brimless cap worn by Jewish people. This bar is to go along with the Jewish theme since I mentioned Hannukah the line prior.
I'm nicer with the knife, I can even fuck Baraka up | Baraka is a Mortal Kombat character who has knives on the sides of his arms

Gun blam, shots at a van, thats a sedative | at a van = Ativan the medication which is a sedative. double entendre

Devon

08.09.2023 12:07AM

#10

R2 Bars explanation

Problem? I'll let niggas come & address like drag shows | double entendre. 1. Let dude come and address the problem 2. Let dudes come and address (sounds like come in a dress) 3. "like drag shows" because men wear dresses in drag shows.

Squeeze leave a circle on your chest like Westbrook | 1. Blow a hole through your chest. 2. Westbrook jersey number is 0

You got a problem? OK. See me with some thunder | A play on words. OK and thunder = Oklahama city thunder, the sports team.

You'll get thrown down the shaft on some Isaac Hayes shit | Isaac Hayes has an album called "Shaft"

Devon

08.07.2023 10:58PM

yea lesbian couple lol and wow what a cool way to look at it i never realized or thought of it that way

RationalMadman

08.07.2023 11:14AM

It could be a quintuple entendre if we see you are packin' like a wolf pack but you made clear you own them, removing you from pack alpha to superior being status.

RationalMadman

08.07.2023 11:13AM

Actually you made them both your bitches, was a quadruple entendre.

RationalMadman

08.07.2023 11:12AM

It also meant you fuck her husband too or she does with a strapon and paddle etc. So hard he yelps and barks in pain and pleasure. Unless, lesbian couple.

Was a triple entendre.

Devon

08.07.2023 08:01AM

lol thanks, all for fun. no beastiality though thats disgusting af. "both let out a bark i aint putting on a muzzle" meant the gun let out a bark im not concealing it. i can see how you took it that way tho.

"swinging with a couple" meant couple glocks hence the twin glocks on the prior line. double entendre for threesome though you are right, never realized it but it makes sense

RationalMadman

08.07.2023 06:38AM

from guns to threesome to bestiality... Interesting triple entendre...

Devon

08.06.2023 07:43PM

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@FishChaser

Just for that I'm really bout to kill ya 😈