Rap randomness battle
The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.
After 5 votes and with 6 points ahead, the winner is...
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- Type
- Rated
- Number of rounds
- 3
- Time for argument
- Three days
- Max argument characters
- 10,000
- Voting period
- Two weeks
- Point system
- Multiple criterions
- Voting system
- Open
- Minimal rating
- None
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I'm a figure skating flipping flaming homosexual bitch I'm banging RM's booty with ricocheting dick inflating disses hating on the gay things I'm saying isn't paving the way to progression it's abating human relations, put you in a waste bin equation who can taste him, I can taste his loosened wank been put through an asian glue adjacent to a placement in the SPED unit mating with mutant cavemen, this is booty hole mutilation
fact is I'm insane and I don't give a craplet I'm a magnet attractin' vapid statements out the ass to risk a star collapsing thats an asterisk, a star get it faggot bitch? flatulent fanny chips, as if any of your asses can stand reading this
I like to glue myself to the side of trains, because I cum when I'm in pain, I'm inside your cyberframe stealing the chips from inside your bank, your bankroll entire's drained, a bike with no tire training, a one-wheeled mind insane, all of the drugs can I obtain I would ordain that I should never abstain, wide awake on cyanide lakes I would drink because I want to kill myself and drink your blood from an iron tank
kill myself build my wealth pills might help til' I melt will I smelt your nuts into testicle ore?
I ingested your blood and your jizz and your flesh and your nipples and then I ingested some more
my lyrics are cacoaphanus thats chocolate in your moms anus
I'm going to tickle your mom's feet
and bite her nipples during shark week
so let God speak
open up the bible and inhale dark meat
have you ever read the bible cover to cover?
like when a shark with no blubber saved a fuck for your mother
she was swimming in the ocean with no undies upon her
I had to cover her with lobster with the money I laundered
you wanna hunt with a harpoon
cause' I fucked on your mom's poon
during the monsoon
that washed frogs through your thong room
you were in the closet trying on shoes
with a gay shoes salesman making ah-oohs
he liked the way they fit you
but it wasn't pay day yet you
couldn't buy the new fits
in your dick hole slide a toothpick
I'm going to lubricate you with grease and slide you down a tube into a bucket of razor blades
with a laser aimed at your butt hole while your dame is tamed with a fuck by a flaming wang
with a lit candle in the urethra, it was orangutan dang insane like a greedy banker's claim
shameless gays mate with aids at a lemonade stand made of eggs from a baconating burger chain
Wendy's egg sack cubes the steaks
I'll eat the whole human race
its as good as food can taste
cum on your mum's boobs and face
flabbergastically jabber jagging my jackolanterning stab your fanny
hammer hawking my hammurabi hastlehoffening castle coffining wabberjammy
slather slobber on my massive wank meat
bank cretin frog nipples area 51 beauty cream with vitamin E
garners saddle backed odin osama bin side of whipped cream
on your inner cunt folds that I slice a slit tween'
i NEED t0 smoke Sum alcohol
call it incalculable mouth dissolve
outer-ball fragment out of my sackusol
lysol in my lean, codeine in my cup of frogs
fuck your mom
codeine swimming pool I fucked your mom
you ain't random as me, just quit it
so much game with the stick that you thought it was quidditch
the fact is that you sus bitches don't eat ya spinach
you ain't equipped with the spittin' image of delicious dumb fishes
sashimi your testicles
pressed and rolled with vegetables
delectable, test it though
I'm technically a breast shitzu
when it folds
from the cut off, pocket rockets press your nose
into your sexual lobe
and make you smell deception hoe
the coffee was on sale for five bucks a pack
like when Mulan tried to pass as male and tucked her rack
run the track, you failed at the front attack
you should have come from the back
like your bitch when I'm humping that
I picked something black out of the fungus patch
while Daniel Negreanu dumped his jacks
cause' the fact my nuts were stacked with a flush, it's cracked
I cracked his jacks attacked he's flat like Mulan's rack
I jacked my sack while I go up on the pack in the trap
rational mcmahon doesn’t do a good job. he doesn’t have intricate vocabulary and writes like he’s talking instead of rapping. he was also difficult to understand so i had to go back and read a few times and that just did not work for me.
but fishrider uses complex rhyme scheme and dinosaur puns that hit hard. he is using lyricism that combines big vocab with poetry. so he wins
In my personal opinion, Pro's vocab, rhyming, and flow were the strongest in the Round 1 but stayed consistent throughout the entire battle. The context is pretty straightforward and while the wordplay isn't super-sophisticated, it is easy to understand.
Con's catchy use of the beat puts him off to a good start and I definitely approve of the way he chooses his words, especially the references to Obi-Wan Kenobi. The metaphors and wordplay may seem unnecessarily convoluted to first-time listeners but this is because of the sophistication of the style that is hard to comprehend to the untrained ear. It takes years of attuning to develop this sense.
That said, while I personally believe Con was slightly superior in some areas. I do prefer Pro's rapping style and ability because the tune sounds better to me.
Unfortunately, the description doesn't specify how to allocate points, but it looks like we're giving 7 points to the winner.
Both sides are sufficiently random, in my opinion, but Con was able to convey more meaning despite having shorter verses. In the first round, Pro rhymes a lot of unrelated words (which I suppose fits the resolution), but these don't translate into disses against Con. A lot of them seem like threats, which don't carry as much weight as calculated insults. Con is able to build on previous insults to paint a clearer picture ("why 5 inches only?", etc.) In the second round, Pro uses a lot of slant rhymes and a number of lines where even that kind of rhyme is questionable ("fit you"/"yet you"). Con is again able to paint a clearer picture with complex double meanings, with a complex multisyllabic rhyme scheme near the end. Pro again gives a lot of threats, and the quantity does hold some weight, but Con is able to respond with more vivid threats and again paint a clearer picture.
Both Pro and Con are random in the kinds of subjects they bring up, but Con is more coherent. So that's where my vote lands.
I could be petty and pick FishChaser as winner for the rap battle since RM voted for him as winner in our rap battle that I clearly won but it's all good I won't be petty. RM clearly won just like I clearly won against FishChaser. Good rap battle.
Stronger Wordplay: FishChaser
Stronger Metaphors: FishChaser
Stronger Puns: FishChaser
FishChaser was dropping bomb after bomb, so he takes this in my opinion. Rational did have good flow but that isn’t enough to turn the balance in his favor.
Message me if either of you have any questions!
Would have been removed for ineligibility
Sting
07.24.2023 02:42AM
rational mcmahon doesn’t do a good job. he doesn’t have intricate vocabulary and writes like he’s talking instead of rapping. he was also difficult to understand so i had to go back and read a few times and that just did not work for me.
but fishrider uses complex rhyme scheme and dinosaur puns that hit hard. he is using lyricism that combines big vocab with poetry. so he wins
Would have been removed for ineligibility
Boba_Tea
07.19.2023 03:02PM
Stronger Wordplay: FishChaser
Stronger Metaphors: FishChaser
Stronger Puns: FishChaser
FishChaser was dropping bomb after bomb, so he takes this in my opinion. Rational did have good flow but that isn’t enough to turn the balance in his favor.
Message me if either of you have any questions!
This is targeting through voting. Sting and Boba_Tea are troll voters. I cant help but noticing that all Boba_Tea's votes are on your debates and all are against you. Many his votes were removed.
How did his mind suddenly change?
Sting voted for me before.
Was Sting eligible to vote now with the same rfd?
If you do decide to vote again, you're better off leaving more detail instead of simply just giving an explanation that consists of a few words.
Removed for ineligibility (additionally, some small amount of feedback to the debaters would be nice).
Sting
07.16.2023 01:04PM
Reason:
macman rapped better here
ty, your vote is appreciated and well-reasoned.
bruh
You are a poop holer
Nah no need to discuss it in the DM, not that serious. Plus I'm not mad I was just messing with you. I been dropped that shit its old news. All good!
Ty for the vote
Do you genuinely not see the skill when fishchaser vsd you?
I am not saying you were terrible but he did outclass you. I am not sure what to say, like if you want to discuss in DM the battle, I will.
Please vote on this
Thank you for the invite. I will not be voting on any of your rap battles. I clearly don't know enough. Best of luck with it!
More proof disengaging is smart, proven a futile endeavour
Better than voting against me
Thank you for the invite. I will not be voting on any of your rap battles. I clearly don't know enough. Best of luck with it!
Thank you for the invite. I will not be voting on any of your rap battles. I clearly don't know enough. Best of luck with it!
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