Instigator / Pro

Devon

1482

rating

debates

41.67%

won

Topic

#4503

Roasting Competition

Status

Finished

The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

Winner & statistics

Winner

After 3 votes and with 1 point ahead, the winner is...

Devon

Parameters

Publication date: 05.19.2023 09:57PM
Last updated date: 06.02.2023 03:23PM
Type: Standard
Number of rounds: 5
Time for argument: Two days
Max argument characters: 10,000
Voting period: One week
Point system: Winner selection
Voting system: Open

Contender / Con

Sir.Lancelot

1587

rating

182

debates

55.77%

won

Description

You have to come up with some pretty funny roasts against your opponent. Go for the jugular. May the best person win.

Round 1

Devon

05.20.2023 05:35PM

Pro

Lance, welcome to the roasting competition where I go ham, I'm the best at these roasts fam. I'm the goat and you a sacrificial lamb.

On a serious note, your whole demeanor is really stressing me, but since you look like a muppet, the only street you ever seen was sesame.

I heard your girl got that hot box but you loving it. I just hope when you finger her, you use an oven mitt.

You think you above people, that got me so fed. You went from a cardboard box to a shelter and I'm so dead. A dirty house I heard about those bugs on those beds. He happy he got peanut butter and jelly, but still got no bread.

Sir.Lancelot

05.20.2023 05:48PM

Con

These sound like lines written by somebody on the spectrum.

Really hope this recent price inflation doesn’t rob you of your disability check.

Round 2

Devon

05.20.2023 06:41PM

Pro

Let's not talk about spectrum, the shit you say gives me a headache, you and your family dumb it's all genetics

Like your mom, she's nothing but an uneducated trick, it's sad that the last test she passed was when she peed on a stick

No but real shit, who taught you bro?

Every time you speak you sound so slow

If you ever attended a day of school then how far'd you go?

I'm guessing every book you read was audio

Real talk, don't think about tryna be hard

Your IQ like 75 yous a slight retard

Fuck ya feelings I'll hang you up, not a slight regard

Now that battery in ya back might need a slight recharge

I aint come to play, I aint have to rehearse for you

I can turn freestyles into roasts, rockin' em both ways I'm reversible

Sir.Lancelot

05.20.2023 06:46PM

Con

Thorry, I can’t underthand you.

Englith muth not be your sthrong thuit.

Round 3

Devon

05.21.2023 02:11AM

Pro

You better put more effort in your roasts before you regret it you lame, I'm cookin' you so bad I'm like Bobby Flay

Aye Lance, you think your girl a 10? Wow, you beyond cray. Just cause you got a face like Jay Z don't make her Beyonce.

Sir.Lancelot

05.23.2023 02:11AM

Con

Forfeited

Round 4

Devon

05.25.2023 01:09AM

Pro

extend roasts

Sir.Lancelot

05.25.2023 10:03AM

Con

If you’re Bobby Flay, I’m Gordon Ramsay.

You ain’t no comedian, you’re just a washed-up clown.

You resemble homeless Pennywise.

And yo girlfriend look like Cthulhu.

What she think about the fact that her man plays with trains and lick windows?

Why do you t-t-talk llike this?

Round 5

Devon

05.26.2023 02:44PM

Pro

Ay Lancelot you better exit now, your girlfriend use bacon grease to lay her edges down

Sir.Lancelot

05.26.2023 03:23PM

Con

#10

You deserve the Chancla for talking ‘bout yo momma like that.

Norina

05.26.2023 06:35PM

That group of eighth graders after someone made a "yo mom" joke be like:

Intelligence_06

05.21.2023 02:20AM

I challenge with my grandmother's roasted brisket she used to make when I was little.

hey-yo

05.29.2023 10:22PM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Winner

1 point(s)

Reason:

Pro: sometimes hard to connect with provided meanings or sentences. Although there was more content, quality is more important

Con: sometimes less is better. Especially if everything is said right. Overall responses were easier to understand.

Evaluation: con wins

Average_Person

05.29.2023 07:36PM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Winner

1 point(s)

Reason:

R1 roasts were definitely good on both ends, but I think Con's response to Pro's roasts in basically all subsequent rounds were lacking a bit more depth when expecting a comeback from Pro's roasts. Win to Pro.

Slainte

05.27.2023 03:19PM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Winner

1 point(s)

Reason:

RND 1: Unimpressive by both, just because Pro wrote more, does not make it more cutting. Very hard to read. - Tie
RND 2:: Pro has a few quips that are funny. Nothing unique, however, I did chuckle. Con falls hard with one retort. - Pro
RND 3: Pro not impressive, yet Con fails to show.. - See Round 4.
RND 4: Pro extends, so I have to look at RND 3 and 4 together. Cons' comeback to Pro's round 3 was not impressive. On the balance, Pro takes the rounds.
RND 5: Cons response to Pro was not vicious enough.

Pro takes it.