Instigator / Pro

Devon

1482

rating

debates

41.67%

won

Topic

#4460

Rap Battle!

Status

Finished

The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

Winner & statistics

Winner

After not so many votes...

It's a tie!

Parameters

Publication date: 05.07.2023 02:29PM
Last updated date: 05.27.2023 08:51PM
Type: Standard
Number of rounds: 5
Time for argument: Two days
Max argument characters: 30,000
Voting period: One week
Point system: Winner selection
Voting system: Open

Contender / Con

Sir.Lancelot

1587

rating

182

debates

55.77%

won

Description

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Round 1

Devon

05.13.2023 12:47PM

Pro

What's up Sir Lancelot, today's your proving grounds you better prove it now, no games today

I hope you prep, cause right now this is your training day

If what I got in the stash steams you'll fade away

Red dot on your head if you can't explain those things you say

Wordplay or gun bars? What you want first

Got some pistols that's fully employed that mean they all work

When them bullets start clapping asses that's what I call twerk

But my knuckle game mean, f*ck a gun you will get murked

I'm full of pure talent and potential

I'm a savage pit bull my hometown is the kennel

Got that dope shit thats clenching jaws fuckin' up they dental

What I'm whipping I ain't gotta bring it back, it ain't a rental

My bars are cheat codes and journal is full of cheat sheets

I only like to take clean wins, I'm a neat freak

Get a glimpse a second before it land, thats a sneak peak

You really think you can win? Your future is looking bleak

Why you step up to me? I mean why me

You'll get boxed: picture that, thats an I. D

Give you the 4, Roman numerals that's IV

It's a difference over here, watch see

I won't miss that holocaust that shit you will not see

I creep up on you waving arms that's tai chi

Sir.Lancelot

05.15.2023 02:47AM

Con

Theme Music: (https://youtu.be/jpyVfd8TyoI)

Intro: Only one fate awaits you, Space Cadet.

Do you realize who you’re stepping in the arena with?

**Rap Starts**

I am Lancelot Du Lac.

Top competitor of war and battle.

Make all my enemies quiver befo’ I stick mah blade in their liver.

All you bitches tremble with fear at the sound of my name, bet ya wish you had my glory & fame.

So wild, too uneasy to tame, but am I really to blame? Damn boy, that’s such a shame.

Burnt Polytheist-Witch at the stake. Baked her so bad, made it look like a pizza cake.
Power level’s so intense, I destroy Rat-Man on my first attempt like it’s a game of cat and mouse.

Bruised his ego by sabotaging the election, this stuff holds a mirror to my bonafide reflection.

I’m the Joker that’s playin’ Poker by gambling with all your lives by granting the Presidency to his arch-nemesis, DART’s greatest supervillain.

Rat-Man tried to step to me and declared I would suffer, talkin’ like he was tougher.

So I broke his spirit and sent him on his merry way, letting him have his last words.

I’m The Force to be trifled with.

Conjure up the storm that’ll tear you to pieces. That’s the proper form.

My norm will be when I raid the village and slaughter all the citizens.

Slice and dice like a motherfuckin’ guillotine.

Get traumatized means you lived to tell my story.

Otherwise I’d have you vaporized.

Your time’s almost up, Space Cadet. Better make your final moments count.

Round 2

Devon

05.15.2023 05:53AM

Pro

Since you think you got drive, let me hit you with these car rhymes

This second round, I'm leaving you on E, yeah this the gas guzzler

That engine roar I'll exhaust pipes like a muffler

No windshield, but you gotta see the road and steer clear

I'm automatic, manual rules if we switch gears

Give you the grill, that headlight got a high beam

You gassin' yourself up thinking you ride clean

Lift up that hood and have his battery laying in the trunk

And how he dead cause that battery couldn't get the jump

But if I ask, you'll probably say you keep the wheel straight

Long as it's strapped in with an airbag then you feel safe

Well I'll have Geico, Progressive and leave in All States

Cause if we collide on the road side, don't let the pump brake

Sir.Lancelot

05.17.2023 04:23AM

Con

Them wheels age like rusty bananas, Space Cadet.

Let me do you one better.

While you’re busy playin’ Russian Roulette.

Don’t worry. It ain’t the years, it’s the mileage.

You’re like that meme from O’Five.

Time to retire that ancient rhyme scheme.

When challenged, Devon will never arrive.

Space Cadet was always last to get picked for the Football Team.

Let me call your mechanic before you breakdown and have a nervous panic.

What, you think you’re quick?

You ain’t no Lightning McQueen or Mr. John Wick.

You’re roadkill, thinking you got skill.

Got splattered and flattened cuz you’re pancake batter.

Round 3

Devon

05.18.2023 03:59PM

Pro

I make movies no lights, cameras, no directors

I'll make you see the big picture, no projectors

Stunt, I'll throw you over my shoulder like a clothes suspender

Then grab that battery out your back like a smoke detector

I post up, establish my presence when I hit the block

Get a clear view you can't see your target then pick a different spot

Back em' down make sure you getting a high percentage shot

Then take you to the edge and toss you off the river's dock

If it's beef, I'm bangin' and I will not stop

Like U.P.S I'm posted at your door, knock knock

Soon as I hear "Who's there?" you hear a couple glocks cock

Run, and I'll be everywhere you turn I'm like a hotspot

But if you running, you better get all you can get

I got a lethal crew that cut throats, its off with your neck

If you text me wrong, these fists will auto correct

You would think the gun got wifi the way the auto connect

Sir.Lancelot

05.18.2023 04:19PM

Con

Levitate you with my mind powers.

Infiltrate your brain like Ima Wifi Router.

Hurl you light years away

Headbutt some extraterrestrial fence

Transform into a celestial force

Blast you into the afterlife

While I keep stealing men’s wives.

My game is sharp.

That’s why you Wanna-Be-Me’s try LARP

Ima send you head first into the spirit realm

Let you get overwhelmed.

I’m worthy enough to lift Excalibur and Thor’s hammer.

Sentenced you to the Soul Slammer.

And I’m throwing away the key.

Referee’s ringing the bell.

Goodbye, I won’t be seeing you in Hell.

Round 4

Devon

05.18.2023 04:26PM

Pro

You think you barrin' me to death like this gone be your best yet?

Well now that I face you here you gone curl up, thats a french chef

With my flow I'll make your soul fly, and your set rep

Cause with these rounds I lift bars up then get your bench pressed

So act tough, be a victim of how I do things

You'll get pushed, and then comes the hook, that's a mood swing

Your eye will be black then blue, that's a mood ring

These 9's will get you scratched off for some loose change

Only way you could hang around me, is if I lynch things

Think karaoke: better watch what you say or lip sync

Get an attitude adjustment, my fist will make you lean

I'll put a metal round in your mouth, but its not a lip ring

Keep talking, and that'll be Lance's death

Send a big bang that'll re-route you no GPS

Thinking you can hang with me? May Lancelot rest

See you probably don't understand I'm saying you're B. S

Sir.Lancelot

05.20.2023 10:57AM

Con

Beat ya back in time with these rhymes.

Like a dynamite, I stand with might and fight.

Wanna showdown, well let’s throw-down.

There’s no way Space Cadet can toss hands with Sir Lancelot.

Parry and counter your cheesy rhymes with ease.

Tryna act all macho, when there ain’t enough nachos.

This little lightweight will be here all day

Gonna stay and hang him side ways.

I’m feeling quite tranquilized.

Very bored by this one-sided battle.

Do you think these burns gonna leave Space Cadet vaporized?

Round 5

Devon

05.20.2023 05:15PM

Pro

I'm so savage that when I arrive they depart scenes

If that metal detecting a victim then that alarm rings

No, if I land on your strip I'm taking all things

It's a wrap, you will take a nap if my palm springs

You don't want no problems, please Lance listen here

That pistol lift you in the air then spin you like a swivel chair

Slice you like a wedding cake, cut you down a couple tiers

You'll drop in desperate need of the docs if they can get you there

The technician will be plugging up wires on you like an engineer

When I say I'm on my way, better believe my engine near

Your whole crew will get knocked off if they interfere

I can spot a fraud from afar I can smell their inner fear

I got some wisdom for people that ain't get humbled yet

Dressed in green, I'm a packer, for that cheese you'll get double checked

Head shot because of recall I'm aiming for the neck

Bullets will hit you and graze whoever's coming next

Sir.Lancelot

05.20.2023 06:25PM

Con

#10

Ima motherfuckin’ beast, sign me up for the Olympics

You’re no savage with the boring cliches and gimmicks

Bouta punt you like a cabbage

Got no crew, A one-man army.

Can bulldoze a hundred of you weasels like I’m Vin Diesel.

Try and see

There’s no way to survive against me.

Warning from the beginning that only one fate awaits you, punk

That was Genesis

Now it’s Judgment Day and your book closes.

I’ll shoot my thunderbolt and blowtorch your hairline.

Try not to whine and cry.

It’s over for you and there’s no crawling back, so try not to become a moping sap.

John00

05.27.2023 08:51PM

One, two, three, up a tree
lightening strikes are met with glee

High as a kite, filled with delight this man ain't engaging in no fight or flight
His brain rewiring under the influence of that pure Psilocybin
just chilling in a tree vibin as his brother lost to the shrooms too enters hiding

The king of this tree, and all he can see his world just took on new meaning
new healing new feeling ... a new version of free!

I'm the king of the world he shouts with no fear drowning,
ice cold waves pass over him as his ego begins howling

This lost dog will one day find shelter
in a world of expertise more akin to a smelter

A boil over of thought unleashed
the law pressing down with all the viciousness of the beast

This little mushroom man wont go quietly in to the night
he's no side kick he's no sprite
he's a man of action a man of delight

with Rogan as a conduit and millions of views as a spotlight
its Paul Stamets time to shine brighter than a flame in pitch dark of the night.

with his hand made hat of amadou, critics calling him a woo woo
Paul fights on to present his knowledge to the whos who
were ever they may find themselves on this planet of

deep...
... unforgiving ...
... blue!

Devon

05.21.2023 02:33PM

Everyone please vote

Sir.Lancelot

05.15.2023 03:31AM

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