Instigator / Pro
0
1421
rating
23
debates
30.43%
won
Topic
#3917
Chess
Status
Finished
The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.
Winner & statistics
After 3 votes and with 3 points ahead, the winner is...
RationalMadman
Parameters
- Publication date
- Last updated date
- Type
- Standard
- Number of rounds
- 5
- Time for argument
- Twelve hours
- Max argument characters
- 10,000
- Voting period
- One week
- Point system
- Winner selection
- Voting system
- Open
Contender / Con
3
1702
rating
574
debates
67.86%
won
Description
We play chess, describing our moves in each turn. (Joke debate, have fun)
Round 1
Nf3
We play chess, describing our moves in each turn. (Joke debate, have fun)
I see the knight, upon a magnificent steed, bestiality taboo as it is runs through the mind of the galliant warrior destined to try and fail to defend against the onslaught of attacks, pawn conversions and finally checkmates about to ensue.
I see it all, horse's member not clouding my vision.
Nf3 by white. There is but one answer.
I reach with my nimble fingers and grab my own knight's horse by its head...
"knight to F6"
I say in my head as I place it upon the board, smacking the 12-hour-per-turn-refresh-each-turn timer, sweat just easing out of my armpits and somewhere below...
The game has begun, the horses are out to play, what a night.
I shall be a mirror, I tell myself, I shall become one with the force, myself tells me back.
I do not know what that means but it is not my concern, for my opponent is thinking deeply, my opponent is thinking wisely. I must never underestimate him. After all, he has 2 bishops blessing him, this is not some cursed demon I am against, he luck may crush my skill, it's okay though, if my back is against the wall I have anal beads at hand.
Round 2
Not reading all that.
I move my pawn to d4, one of the most visited chess squares (it's also your mom's house).
The big d pawn is now protected by my n-word, who is still on f3 (he a real one for that fr fr).
White pawns trying to use the n-word are cute, they can't pull the trigger, go figure.
Hmm, my anal beads aren't buzzing yet, let's stick to mirroring.
(pawn) d5.
I must be careful though, too much mirroring and I may catch his cringey sense of humour, better switch it up next move...
Round 3
something came up irl and I don't have time for this anymore
i concede
shame, I thought this would be great fun but it's going to have to be cut short
Round 4
Forfeited
Listen, Mharman, you beta punk,
I couldn't give a shit 'bout black or white, you play like a zebra, you skunk,
Stink of the same foul smell your decision to ban me from your games was based on, monk,
Go meditate and run the timer down on someone who aint here to put your body in a trunk,
I'm that vicious rollercoaster, opponent omnipotent in your crush's cunt,
You thought you could be funnier than me? I'm socially retarded and still made you look awkward, you runt,
It's pathetic how you run and hide, prey vs a silverback, neither's on the hunt,
I didn't have to smell or hunt you down to go apeshit and pull a stunt,
You're pathetic, M, it's evident I'm a thick-dick alpha and my mother on that d4 square raised this son,
So enjoy the sissy cage she's got the key to, think she's easy? You're a dunce.
Round 5
Or I am busy with stuff.
And BTW, shit like this is why I banned you. You had no reason to bring any of that up here, but ofc you want to start shit.
You're an insufferable cunt RM. That's all I'm gonna say. I'm not getting baited any further. Go be a one-man circle jerk somewhere else.
lmao!!!! get a sense of humour. you wanted banter, then do it ;)
How convenient
no I paid eminem to write it for me.
holyyyyyy sh*t what a battle here
@RM did you write that diss track?
doesn't matter, I was winning the trolling.
If you had kept going, a London System would have followed, or perhaps a Queen's Gambit.
Not very practical, you'd have to make 5 or 6 debates to finish it.
The battle of the ages
"Course you are smarter than chess."
Point proven.
lmao!
Course you are smarter than chess. Chess is some pieces of wood laying around without sentience. What you are not smarter than is a chess grandmaster quite possibly.
Comparing your intelligence to an inanimate object is always a huge plus
It's a joke debate. Just make whatever moves you want. We're at the mercy of whatever satisfies the voters' desire for shits and gigs.
I disagree. I am smarter than chess.
"Its a stupid game. I never win."
Usually when someone is bad at a game we call them stupid, not the game.
you are not beating me in 5 moves. I am not even sure what this debate is about.
Chess? I cant play chess. Its a stupid game. I never win.