Instigator / Pro
7
1457
rating
4
debates
25.0%
won
Topic
#2720
Incest Is Morally Right
Status
Finished
The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.
Winner & statistics
After 2 votes and with 7 points ahead, the winner is...
gugigor
Parameters
- Publication date
- Last updated date
- Type
- Standard
- Number of rounds
- 2
- Time for argument
- Two days
- Max argument characters
- 10,000
- Voting period
- One month
- Point system
- Multiple criterions
- Voting system
- Open
Contender / Con
14
1499
rating
52
debates
35.58%
won
Description
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Round 1
My first argument is biblical.
Jesus had sexual relations with his mother the Virgin Mary. No longer were she a virgin, he pounded her like pound cake. Since Jesus is a demi-god and Mary is a human, their child should be a 1/4 god, right? WRONG, because of the incest, Bob (Jesus's son) BECAME STRONGER THAN GOD ITSELF.
Because of the incest, BOB became powerful. And because it is in the bible as a good thing, it is not a sin.
I look forward to your response.
Pro's source comes from her own blog, which is severely biased. Jesus has no son named Bob that I am aware of. I ask pro for the passage in the bible to explain this.
Contrary to pro, incest causes inbreeding and is severely harmful to the children. Jesus was basically God incarnate and could probably get away with murder. But us common folks without omnipotence cannot do incest without the consequences. Therefore Pro is wrong and Incest is morally wrong.
Round 2
"Jesus was basically God incarnate and could probably get away with murder. But us common folks without omnipotence cannot do incest without the consequences."
The Virgin Mary who's no longer a virgin is a human.
My next point will counter your "harmful" stance. It is a fact that incest will automatically make you a rich and famous individual. This is because the most famous people in history were products of incest and correlation implies causation. Also hooking up with your 3rd cousin is better if you want more kids. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/when-incest-is-best-kissi/
Also, just look up "products of incest" they're so hot!
mmm. Sadly, pro proves his own point wrong. You see, the rich and power is associated with incest. Soon enough, everyone will want to use incest. And those who don't will be separated, disclosed. Just as Jesus is in a league of his own, the rich growing more powerful using incest is just a tool to use for greater economic inequality, and the social problems will result in a world where the rich continue with their orgy while the poor struggle to maintain meaningful relationships, that do not harm their children.
I would suggest that Pro's argument was satirical, rather than comedic.......And therefore should be regarded as philosophical.
And Jasmine...I'm already writing a book entitled Bob....So when I'm rich and famous, please don't sue me for breach of copyright.
I have a hard time deciphering what Pro is trying to say. I want Pro to give the central information to me, in contentions, what she is trying to make.
I find a good way to approach biblical comedy, is to start with the bible. Joseph had two fathers and no mother, God committed millions of abortions with the flood (and arguably continues to this day with every failed pregnancy... heck some nutjob conservatives insist any time a woman is not actively pregnant it's exactly the same crime as abortion, so you could have a field day with how many abortions God commits by that insane standard).
There was a grain of something good with the whole God impregnated Mary with himself thing. Which brings to mind something from comic books... In Marvel comics Captain Marvel once got raped and impregnated by the rapist, gave birth to said rapist in a weird paradox; then got kidnapped by said rapist, and Captain America, Iron Man, and all her other friends on the Avengers were just like: "isn't it so romantic?"
NOTE: Full Forfeitures, explicit concessions, subjective competitions, truisms, and comedy (even if facetious) are not eligible for moderation (barring certain exceptions).
As PRO's args clearly fall under "Comedy," the votes on this debate are not eligible for moderation.
I don't like puns. I agree, it wasn't funny. I hope it was at least amusing though.
make more puns and make it funnier. I'm a better troll than you man
Yeah, this is a joke, why do you ask?
How do I make another round?
Shit, there are only 2 rounds.
How many rounds are there?
Those are bunch of fanfiction sites... let me say it again "FAN" (not credible) "FICTION" (literally something be fake, made up) These are not good sources
More sources, do not look if you're under 18:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27475855?show_comments=true&view_adult=true#comments
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9618983?view_adult=true
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9781744/1/God-Speed
https://botanistlester.tumblr.com/post/172470090252/the-scrambled-egg-fic-jesus-version (jesus is judas, and mary is jesus (they got it wrong))
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7524811
Is this a joke? Like I'm seriously asking, did I miss something?
Wtf
wow, that's an easy topic to lose if you're pro lol