1458
rating
12
debates
37.5%
won
Topic
#1077
Rap Battle
Status
Finished
The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.
Winner & statistics
After 3 votes and with 7 points ahead, the winner is...
TheAtheist
Parameters
- Publication date
- Last updated date
- Type
- Standard
- Number of rounds
- 2
- Time for argument
- One week
- Max argument characters
- 10,000
- Voting period
- One week
- Point system
- Multiple criterions
- Voting system
- Open
1378
rating
36
debates
38.89%
won
Description
Don't forfeit please.
Round 1
You're the atheist,
But you're the craziest weightiest, insatiate, racist,
Did I also mention, you are like an anus,
Small and tight, I would give you a -1 if you got rated.
Now let's talk a little bit about me,
You've got a small one, but I've got a large peepee
Are you a girl, if you are you sure are slutty.
I'm like the communist party, but you are bourgeoisie
Now, prepare for fire
I'm the person, your the milk, and you will expire,
I'm the car, your the wheels, you have a flat tire,
Good luck beating me, I will retire
After all my years on DART, I would never think
That I would have to debate with a fucking drink
Who thinks calling me ‘bourgeoisie’ is a roast
This battle hasn’t started and he’s already toast!
I could forfeit all my rounds and I would still win
I’m going to play Gatorade like a violin
This bitch doesn’t know what a mess he’s in
He’s lost his fucking head, just like Anne Boleyn!
You talking about my penis? That’s creepy, dude!
What’s next? Asking me to send you nudes?
Stay away from my anus, Mr. Gatorade
I don’t want you to infect me with Gator-AIDS!
Saying my dick is small and calling me a whore?
You sound like a troll from debate.org!
You scream that I’m racist? That’s an awful lie
You’re right, you should retire - and then go fucking die.
Round 2
After all your years on DART? You have been here for 13 days,
Trying to put up with the best, but they laugh at you saying "Your gay."
So use real lyrics and rap, stop flexing 1 dollar bills like Lil Tay.
From here on out I'll destroy you with my word play.
Your bars are not complex,
You simply can not rap, you don't deserve respect,
I'm hunting down little animals like you , (I'm a t-rex)
My lyrics confuse you, you will get perplexed.
My lines are yummy like good porridge,
You're a coward, you have no friends, you have no courage.
Take your rap, crumple it up, and throw it in the storage,
D*mn, I roasted you so hard, your face is RED ORANGE.
This rap cannot be surpassed,
I'm charging like it's a gigantic attack,
Spitting words out way to fast
Yeah, I get first place, and you get last.
I’m only perplexed ‘bout how your bars are so bad
Compared to you, Lil Tay’s a fucking rap god
If you’re a T-Rex, bitch, then my name is Godzilla
Step out of my way, I’m a dinosaur killer!
I’ve never told people that they’re gay, you liar
My face is red and orange cause I’m spitting fire!
If you’re a bowl of porridge, I’m an English breakfast!
I’m like a shiny Bugatti, you’re like a shitty Lexus!
I’ve had enough of your rhymes and your awful lyrics
The only place you’ll finish first is in the Paralympics!
Your raps are so bad you were doomed from the start
See you later, weirdo, TheAtheist out!
Compared to you, Lil Tay’s a fucking rap god
If you’re a T-Rex, bitch, then my name is Godzilla
Step out of my way, I’m a dinosaur killer!
I’ve never told people that they’re gay, you liar
My face is red and orange cause I’m spitting fire!
If you’re a bowl of porridge, I’m an English breakfast!
I’m like a shiny Bugatti, you’re like a shitty Lexus!
I’ve had enough of your rhymes and your awful lyrics
The only place you’ll finish first is in the Paralympics!
Your raps are so bad you were doomed from the start
See you later, weirdo, TheAtheist out!
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Mod note: Troll debates are not moderated thus no action is taken on the reported votes.
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You’re probably right, he is doing a debate with you, and he also voted for me and not Gatorade. But rules are rules and they have to be followed.
I assure you that Sam_The_Kool_Kid isn't Gatorade's other account. He created it so he could debate with me, and ended up voting.
I am removing these votes. Please check your DMs.
Bobson's RFD: Con didn't even rhyme the first stanza of the last rap.
Club's RFD: Since r-battles are not moderated, the above is how I split it up.
Sam's RFD: TheAtheist spit fire, Gatorade acted like a flat tire
Please check your DMs
Plus their votes will get removed anyway because you need to finish a debate to vote.
Getting your friends to create accounts and vote is still cheating.
Just because you are losing, doesn't mean that the teammate created a fake account. That is called bad sportsmanship.
I didn't create a new account. My 13 year brother got "Samthekoolkid" and "Bobsondodson" to join debateart.com
What do you mean?
You're making fake accounts and trying to win! You're getting reported.
"I’m only perplexed ‘bout how your bars are so bad
Compared to you, Lil Tay’s a fucking rap god
If you’re a T-Rex, bitch, then my name is Godzilla
Step out of my way, I’m a dinosaur killer! "
NOTHING RHYMES IN THERE
bad doesn't rhyme with god
Godzilla doesn't rhyme with killer.
Plus if you are a dinosaur killer, you're killing yourself (if you're Godzilla)