"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, we gotta talk about a story straight out of 'Cuckoo for Coco Pop'
world with a headline that you'd think you'd only see in the Babylon Bee. However, it is
a hundred percent real! Okay, as woke mayor Brandon Johnson refuses to condemn the
Agents of Chaos teenagers that are destroying his city, almost on a daily basis despite his
so-called 'summer jobs program,' which was supposed to keep down the crime that
happens in the city from these teenagers, because you know the teenagers, they just
don't have anything to do in that big city! Okay? They're hungry, they ain't got
nothing to do, they need Midnight basketball and Monopoly, right? They just
don't have enough of that! This is why they are committing crimes. Again, his job
program has not worked. Now, you're not supposed to demonize these teenagers.
You're not supposed to talk bad about them. You're not supposed to say anything
bad about them because they're kids. They're children, right? And you're also
not supposed to say anything about the criminals who committed crimes as well,
because that's racist, right? So what does wokeman Brandon Johnson decide
to do in order to try to place blame on why his city has so many crimes? In
this video, we're talking specifically about car thefts. Well, he places the
blame not on the people actually committing the thefts, not on the criminals,
but on the automakers because allegedly, according to him, they're
making their cars 'too easy to steal,' so therefore, it's their fault. Right? It's
their fault that their cars are getting stolen, and that Chicago is experiencing
this crime crisis; therefore, they should be held accountable, not the criminals."
What do you guys think? Will suing car manufacturers make Chicago a safer place?
