It's gotta be FLRW. This dude is a top tier poster and all around genial old man. Also expect he's cavorted with a younger hotter Goldie Hawn.
Going by how much television he seems to watch, he's got the time to give to the position.
New Vice President
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@badger
Thank you, but I decline.
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@FLRW
Was not an offer. You are now Vice President.
You want President?
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@badger
No, do I have to get Goldie to talk to you?
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@FLRW
You could unban Poly and say "How you doin'?"
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@badger
C'mon man!
She'd lose her mind. I think we do it.
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@badger
Was not an offer. You are now Vice President.
Are you...badgering him?
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@Savant
You know you're the first person who's got that in 13 years. I always had a vague idea of my name meaning "troll".
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@badger
“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you,"
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@FLRW
@Kaitlyn
He's a Leprechaun.
Never trust a Leprechaun.
They just want your gold.
In my opinion, if the Pseudo-President is stepping down, we therefore need a new pseudo-election.
I therefore propose Kaitlyn for Pseudo-President.
Excuse me, I’m Señor Vice President