My mate got brest implants specifically to have people give him shit about it .
I mean WTF.
He wears purple shirts so he can get into fights and one does not want to get into a fight with this bloke.
His a fucking animal.
I to love a fight here and there but thats next level.
Ive known him for 30 plus years and not so long ago / a few years now i was chatting with him and i think i said as i laughed.
I said , Your a dickhead why would you do that for. Like mate talk.
He with all his might said hey .
Hoy it was. he goes, hoy , dont call me a dickhead again Read hey.
And his lip done quivered.
I insta deep swolloed and had to do some real fancy talking to move on toma diffrent subject.
My so called fucking mate
This is something i wouldn't do to any unknown man of any size.
He was a truly horrible friend. Long short he got murdered 3 years ago and now.
Everyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Single dream i have is him being ummm " mean " towards people.
Hurting them . Luckily however he appears to not be violent towards me .
But over 70 % of my dreams are about him.
I saved him from drowning when i was around 7 or 8 , thats when i think he was non confrontational.
And Everyyyyyyyyy single one of my other mates said i shouldn't of saved him.
We all use to have to plan to meet secretly and go out without letting him know about it.
Otherwise you spend the whole night having to keep a eye on him for your own saftey.
HE WAS A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE GUY.
If you said something like , nice rack buddy.
Ya dead. He called it , taking you to the hotdog stand.
Any inc of a fight he puts his t shrit in his mouth and just attacks
Well you are getting punched in the face .
And thus i have three horrible noises i heard 10 15 or 20 years ago that i can not get out of my head .
Him hitting people.
Fuckingggggggggggg sickening noises.
You know what i mean hey.
I'm guessing this is why every second dream has him in it.
Compared to practically none of any of my other long time true good friends.