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I'll go first. No COC violations, threats, insults, etc. are intended. Please let me know how I did; this is my first time rapping. It's entitled "Head Bowed."
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Before you suck me off get your head bowed
You know you want me to come and get your ass plowed
Cause I'm the baddest bitch in this whole place
And you ain't even worth it, you just blank space
You just a motherf*cker ain't got endowed
A wanna be whore that only kowtows
So bend over now on your kneepads
And I'll show you domination like a dungeon dad
A disgrace, a sh*tface, chained and gagged
Erase your name--you gonna die sad!
Before you suck me off get your head bowed
You know I'm on fleek, turn your ass around
I see it in your eyes, got invidia
At least I'm not like you, no chlamydia
And when I take that whip I got good form
But when you in the bed you just deformed
And when I'm with my man, I'm good for 'im
But when you with your girl, you're just lukewarm
A scrawny little dunce, f*ckin moron
You wish you could be me with that more brawn
Before you suck me off get your head bowed
Cause I make all the men go oh wow
So guzzle all that milk, let the honey flow
Like my rap, perfect pace; I get the money, hoe
You crawl up to me beggin' for some handouts
But I ain't here to help bail your ass out
If you want my money, my treats, and no bans
Better show me you can work that f*ckin' poll stand
So crawl on over hear with your lap dance,
good dog, rub against a real man's lance
Before you suck me off get your head bowed
I hear you in that dungeon, got you beggin' loud
I got the brains, I got the ass, I got the ripped men
Know that I'm always turnt like a straight ten,
But you anorexic ugly like a gay one
Ain't no one wanna see your limp blowgun
Microscopic anyway--it's sorry hon'
You need that f*cking dildo just to get off
Cause no one wants to see you with your clothes off
So you take out your frustrations in these rage posts
But you ain't got nothing in those empty boasts
Before you suck me off get your head bowed
You know you want me to come and get your ass plowed
Cause mine ain't flaccid like yours at climax
I know how to give it on those freakin' barebacks
So come on sorry hoe and give that deep throat
I know you want it bad but I'm not gonna gloat
Your sorry enough with your sad-ass rhymes
It's not your fault that you're past your prime
Oh, wait--nevermind!
You know I'm the baddest bitch in this whole place
And you know you're just a waste of space
Yeah, before you suck me off get your head bowed
Drink it all up like you need it now!
And if you do good I might not lock you up
Got the dungeon all ready to f*ck you all up.
Bitch.
*drops mic*