U.S. Governors Mafia DP5

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Mod Killed DP1:

Best Korea - You are Gretchen Whitmer from The Great Lake State of Michigan. You were the one person I wanted most to lose in 2022. Unfortunately, you got rid of your strongest opponents with dumb signature verification rules. You can be strict here, but you cannot be strict when the election is going on. How fun. Lucky for you, abortion was a turnout machine, and it helped you win quite easily. Other things may have helped though, since you helped solve the Flint water problem in a bipartisan fashion. Good for you. Now you essentially have a blank check with the legislature being under Democratic control, so you can pass any woke thing you want. As a result, you are the 2x Purifier. Each Night, you may select a player. That player will have any lingering effects removed from them. You win with the Town.


Died NP1:

Austin - You are Joe Lombardo from The Silver State of Nevada. Congratulations on your inauguration! You just defeated incumbent Governor Steve Sisolak making you the only GOP candidate to pick up a governorship in the nation. This was likely thanks to your tenure as the Sheriff of Clark County, the most populous county in Nevada. You won just enough Democrats to keep the margin low in Clark County and Washoe County to win. Let’s see how well you do in 2026 because that will be the true test. Therefore, you are the Sheriff. Each Night, you may investigate a player to learn their alignment. Because you were the only GOP governor candidate to flip a seat, one night where you do not investigate, you may shoot a player. However, if you use your shot, you will lose your investigative powers because you won the race and resigned as the Sheriff. You win with the Town.

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Lynched DP2:

That2User - You are Gavin Newsom from The Golden State. As it turns out, you are a rich snob who partied while your constituents were forced to cower down in their homes. What a hypocrite. Now you want to run for President? Give me a break, it makes no sense, and you would get clobbered as a California elite just like Kamala Harris. Electorally you’re decent, but that’s just because of liberal cities like Los Angeles and San Francisco where people go number two on the streets and use drugs out in the open. You are insanely lucky that you are in California, which is the home of modern day liberalism. I honestly hope you run for President so you get humbled at the national level by Trump or DeSantis. What a disgrace. You are the Miller. If an investigator uses their power on you, you will appear mafia aligned or guilty. You win with the Town.


Died NP2:

SupaDudz - You are the ZOMBIE Ron DeSantis from The Sunshine State of Florida. Many within the Grand Old Party want you to run for President to stop Donald Trump. A lot of people think you are Donald Trump without the baggage, but you are still unproven when it comes to foreign policy. You could be a neocon for all I know. Anyways, you are really good at getting what you want. We saw during redistricting that you defied the GOP legislature map and pushed your own extreme map abolishing the district running from Tallahassee to Jacksonville. The legislature acquiesced and the map survived court challenges. Most recently, you defied College Board and the Democrats by refusing to implement AP African American History because of content relating to queer theory and slave reparations. Eventually the College Board took some of the topics out. Because of this and your massive victory in 2022, you are the 1x Governor. Once during the game, you may choose to reverse the will of the majority of the town and nullify the lynching of a player. To do this, you must message me within 4 hours of a candidate getting the final vote required to lynch. You win with the Town.

When summoned by the necromancer, you rise and use your power as commanded.

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Lynched DP3:

Wylted - You are Jay Inslee from The Evergreen State of Washington. Washington State is a very liberal state at the federal level, but at the state level, it has been historically close. Well, up until you came along. Ever since your election, you have been the predominant advocate for clean energy, even co-authoring a book called Apollo's Fire: Igniting America's Clean Energy Economy. You even want to ban gasoline-powered cars by 2035 in exchange for electric and other types of vehicles. It’s actually dumb, but I don’t expect anything more from a Washington State Democrat, especially after Tiffany Smiley losing to Patty Murray. Oh, I also forgot to mention that you pull the no you when Donald Trump criticized you for the autonomous zone during the George Floyd riots, aka CHAZ/CHOP. Thus, you are the Mafia Electrician. If you are ever investigated, the investigator’s action will fail and you will learn the role of the investigator. You win with the Mafia.


Died NP3:

Badger - You are Kay Ivey from The Yellowhammer State of Alabama. You got re-elected with amazing numbers. You literally came within 2 points of flipping Birmingham county red. Yes, that’s right, the city where Martin Luther King Jr. was arrested and put in jail. Ironically, you put on blackface in college nearly 50 years ago as part of a college skit. Liberals criticized you, but the times were different. It is unfair to criticize you for doing something dumb in college, especially in a time where it was socially acceptable to do so. Everyone thinks you’re some massive racist and the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, but as Joe Biden would say, c’mon mon. She’s a great fit for the state and fights to protect minors from unknowingly ruining their lives by cutting off their genitals. Therefore, you are the 2x White Mage. Each Night, you may select a player. That player will be protected the night you select them, as well as the following night. You win with the Town.

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Lynched DP4:

Whiteflame - You are Phil Scott from The Green Mountain State of Vermont. Vermont is one of two states in the nation that hold elections for governor every two years. You are probably the most liberal Republican in the entire nation, but it makes sense since you do represent Vermont. In my eyes, still a RINO though. Stick to governing your state rather than criticizing Donald Trump. You are literally irrelevant when it comes to Governors, but you have a unique capacity to get legislation passed through the Democratic Vermont legislature. You have your own brand, and it is a damn good one at that with a lot of power. Therefore, you are the Super JOAT. You have the following abilities: 1x Framer, 1x Lawyer, 1x Scout, 1x Stalker, 1x  Strongarm, 1x Janitor, 1x Lookout, 1x Ninja. You win with the Mafia.


Died NP4:

RationalMadman - You are Mike DeWine from The Buckeye State of Ohio. Ohioans rewarded you with a second term in 2022. You easily beat your challenged Nan Whaley winning ancestrally democratic Mahoning County by 30%. Electorally, your politics run deep through the state of Ohio. In 1982, you won a U.S. House seat. Later on in 1994, you won a U.S. Senate seat in the state of Ohio, which you ended up losing to current Senator Sherrod Brown. After that, you ran for State Attorney General in 2010 and won, followed by a run for Governor in which you beat Richard Cordray by 4%. Because of these reasons, you are the Senator. You start the game with -3 votes on them meaning that it will take 3 votes over the majority to lynch you. This value will increase by +1 each time a player is eliminated to a maximum of +1, meaning it takes one less vote than the majority to lynch you. All effects go away when the game is at MYLO, but you will not know when that is. You win with the Town.

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Governors in Office:

1. Barney
2. Greyparrot
3. SirAnonymous


With 3 Governors still in office, it takes 2 Governors to impeach and remove (lynch) a sitting Governor. 5 will end at 3:00PM CST on Sunday February 19th, 2023. Good Luck!



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DP5 is up!
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I visited Barnie, but my action failed.
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@SirAnonymous
My analysis is three points:
  • Logos: GP is ScumGP
    When pushed to answer a question or it be taken as a confession of guilt, hammered his scum-buddy whom he bused. He did this two hours before the time we were supposed to share our detailed reads, in a desperate and unsporting manner. This was his answer to why he directly coordinated with Wylted in DP1 and told us his role would kill him if he visited the wrong team (letting town believe for how long there was a third party in play? Plus trying to take pressure off Wylted by his miraculous survival of having a late night visit with "Hitler"). RM theorized that town all have 1x or 2x abilities, GP gets to use his ability every night. Hopefully you lied about being 2x to avoid being a NK target, in which case you'll have followed one of us, and seen either GP visiting RM, or me not visiting anyone. GP of course could not kill me since I'm bulletproof (mine is 1x BTW, the guy only dodged one impeachment attempt; and yes, I was willing to risk it on Badger shooting me during the DP if he wasn't lying about his role, as such would have confirmed both of us).
  • Ethos: GP Deserves to Lose
    What has his entire contribution been this game? Not one useful piece of information (but intentional misinformation); he can't even answer the most basic questions about anything. Rather he's knelt down behind RM to reach around and stroke the ego, while driving his tongue so far up there that he could taste what RM had for breakfast. He couldn't even take a break from that for long enough to put together a coherent sentence.
At the end of it, this town needs to be rebuilt. Your choices in partners for this are me, who is smart, capable, and funny; or that insufferable maggot who doesn't have enough brain cells to feed himself (he does have the added benefit of not needing toilet paper, ifyou're into that).And just look at the side effects of his condition: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3168083/

Since I respect your intellect, I have one final point...
  • Pathos: RM Deserves to Lose
    The guy has been utterly insufferable all game. He's so bad he talked Best.Korea into killing himself. That he happened to be right about whiteflame by coincidence, doesn't mean he outthought anyone, rather he decided at the very start of this game that no matter what he'd lynch whiteflame as some type of power trip. He likewise promised to murder you because you would not join one of his bandwagons (I think it was in DP2?), and with how he holds grudges you know he would have come for you once you two were alone, so it's safe to say that I saved your life last night!

    So yes, if you likewise thought RM was the worst, you'll gain more enjoyment and emotional fulfillment from reuniting him and GP, than you will from lynching me and living with GP.
Therefore joining me, and letting GP lose is the only ethical thing to do.
And you need not dirty your hands, or play against some arbitrary win condition. Just look away and I'll take care of it, so that you aren't stuck taking care of that adult sized child.

But ultimately the choice is yours.

VNTL


P.S.: There's also a matter of utility, I come with a limited edition Freezer manufactured in Italy. You might not remember it, but you were at my house NP2 and really seemed to admire the craftsmanship; whereas GP will compulsively come visit you to tell you what a “genius” RM was every single night!

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@Greyparrot
I visited Barnie, but my action failed.
That's not how it works. You confessed to being scum yesterday, which was already obvious from you being on the same team as Wylted which you accidently let slip in DP1; therefore, you must have performed the night kill, and could not possibly have tried to visit me.

That or I'm some kind of Mafia Roleblocker who did not want you sneaking into my house at night to wake me up with your erotic RM fanfiction.
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@SirAnonymous
If you decide against ethics and the future of this town, please let me say one last thing before you hammer.
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Hahah I had a really good laugh at your parody of an Ad Hom callout.

VTL BARNIE
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VTL Barney 
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@SirAnonymous
See what I mean? Even at an important moment like this, still not not one coherent sentence.

Missing punctuation, not able to get peoples names right. Do you want to be stuck with him on his team, or join my side? My side also has cookies.
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Before GP can fix it... RISE MY MINION!
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I, the zombie Ron DeSantis, use my powers as 1x governor to veto this impeachment proceeding!
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VTL BARNIE

Since Barnie is not in play, that ends it. If the mod for some odd reason says it applies to me instead of that other target, my minion vetos the election.

GP was the roleblocker, I'm a necromancer.


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This is RM right now...

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Dude, I know you want another moment of quality time with him but there's kids here, please stop jacking off that corpse!
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Lol, scum win. Necromancer + Governor ftw!
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Official Vote Count:

Barnie (1/2) - Greyparrot
VTNL (1/2) - Barney

Barney is ineligible to be voted.
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I can't tell if you're serious or joking. If serious, what was I supposed to do against a necromancer?
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@SirAnonymous
I mean, lynch GP or die really. Again, it's the only ethical thing you could have done. I gave you a chance, had you even looked in the graveyard this morning you would have seen that I converted SupaDudz last night.
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@SirAnonymous
Well, technically VNTL, since that way your hands are clean for the final NK.
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Read the OP - “SupaDudz - You are the ZOMBIE Ron DeSantis”. Even Pie recognized our amazing play before we ever made it. Glory to the undead!
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Unvote
Not dealing with this right now.
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@SirAnonymous
When can you deal with it? I want to post endgame
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Time is of the essence.

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@ILikePie5
To confirm: Barney can't be lynched?
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@whiteflame
Nice team victory. Town didn't see it coming
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Clearly, their problem was relying too much on theme analysis.
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@SirAnonymous
Yes
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Well, no point in dragging it out then. VTNL
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@SirAnonymous
We’re just messing with you lol
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Official Vote Count:

Barney (2/2) - Greyparrot, SirAnon
VTNL (1/2) - Barney

Barney was lynched. He was…GUILTY. Endgame up in a little bit.