Civilization could collapse at 6:25 PM today

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We all know tonight is the Superbowl, one of the most televised events in the world, kick off is 6:30, so arounf 6:25 the National Anthem will be televised to well over a hundred million people. 

Consider what could happen, and the terrible risk we are taking.

If a white football player takes a knee during the National Anthem tonight, meh....but what if a black plyaer does so?  OMG, the horror, the horror.

Fox news would erupt like a volcano spewing racism lava throughout the world and covering the major cities with conspiracy theory ash, Republicans would spontaneously combust, and the remaining people would choose to be gay and start destroying gas stoves and Doctor Seuss books, children would all start playing with Mr. Transvestite Potatohead, and soon, mankind would die out in a blaze of tolerance.

For the future of civilization, let's all pray that tonight we can make it through the National Anthem without incident,  our lives depend on it.
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I think veterans get pissed at people taking a metaphorical piss on the flag regardless of what skin color the idiot who does it is. 
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People still actually watch the NFL?
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People still actually watch the NFL?
They tune in to see the commercials
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I think veterans get pissed at people taking a metaphorical piss on the flag regardless of what skin color the idiot who does it is. 
You mean veterans of the war on Christmas?
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For the future of civilization, let's all pray that tonight we can make it through the National Anthem without incident,  our lives depend on it.
Lol

Good one. 
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You mean veterans of the war on Christmas?
 No, this has nothing to do with jews
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The commercials seemed worse than usual this year. Or maybe it's just that my memories of previous bad commercials have faded.
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The commercials seemed worse than usual this year. Or maybe it's just that my memories of previous bad commercials have faded.
I agree, there were several that I just didn't get, all I could say was WTF? 

It seemed like Fellini made several of them.
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If someone wants to take a knee, that's their choice,
I'd care less if it wasn't a 'national team,
And I think owners ought to be able to kick who they want from the team, if they're not falling in line with expectations.

On the other hand, I don't support the pledge of allegiance in schools,
And I almost always hated having to salute people or flags in the military, but came with the job.
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       Rihanna  collapsed Trump at 6:25 PM yesterday.

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possibly.