It looks like a UFO was downed in Alaska and we may be at war with aliens soon. It was nice knowing you guys. https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/us-shoots-high-altitude-object-alaska-white-house/story?id=97040022
UFO downed over Alaska
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Object is described as silverish and cylindrical
No aliens entered American airspace when Trump was president.
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@PREZ-HILTON
Dammit, now the Martians are spying on us too :/
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@PREZ-HILTON
Well, Trump did make an illegal alien First Lady. Remember that she came here on an Einstein visa.
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@FLRW
So you are saying aliens have already infiltrated the top levels of government?
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@FLRW
Let us pray the aliens have very sniffable hair.
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@FLRW
Highly educated world philosopher Trevor Noah noted:
“I mean, smelling hair is always weird. I don’t care who it is—even if you’re in a relationship, if you smell your girlfriend’s hair, she won’t say anything but in her head she’ll be like, ‘Is he a serial killer?’ Honestly, smelling hair is one of the creepiest things you can do. It’s on the list of creepy things; it’s right after collecting doll parts and sneezing with your eyes open.”
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@PREZ-HILTON
I heard it had the word "Goodyear" on the side in large letters and it was headed to Arizona.
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@Sidewalker
A Goodyear blimp? Damn NASCAR-loving Martians! Wasn't abducting Kurt Busch enough for them?!
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@PREZ-HILTON
Matt Gaetz has been here for 41 years.
So blame Ronald Raegan.
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@PREZ-HILTON
Object is described as silverish and cylindrical
OMG, do you think Melania ordered some toys from Amazon- Slovenia!
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@Greyparrot
Let us pray the aliens have very sniffable hair.
I don't think he cares what he sniffs as long as he can sniff it
ANOTHER ONE!
Third in a week, we shot down another UFO over Canada at Trudeau's request (he has the F22 app).
What do you think is going on?
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@Sidewalker
FLRW knows what is important. Why don't you?