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The Trump mob: We believe in small government and that fathers should stick with the families they create.

Me (a normal person): So are you against ICE?  They are big government and they increase the single motherhood rate?

Conservatives: Absolutely not; expand the government for ICE, let them create more single motherhood, and fuck any sort of consistency.

Me: It’s shit like this that prevents me from being a republican.
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Liberal Logic:

Republicans: Mr. President, we have a crisis at the border please help

Liberals: No, we won't because doing that would be racist.

Republicans: Well, can you at least take a look?

Liberals: No, because we don't care. And as a matter of fact, open them borders, and let all the immigrants come through. 

Republicans: Oh great, now we have an even bigger problem.

TWO YEARS LATER....

Liberals: Ok, I'm bored let's go check out the border

Republicans: Finally. 

Liberals: WHAT!! The border is not being defended at all, and we have people flooding in and ruining everything!!

Republicans: No duh! YOU DID THAT!!

Liberals: No, actually, republicans are responsible for this crisis, because they are bad people. 

Republicans: WHAT??! HOW??!! Do you have any proof for that??

Liberals: Ummmm......no.......but it's still your fault, because your mean. 

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Yeah I hate the small government cope. It really needs to die off. You can't live in 2023 and not realize that we need some authority
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Conservatives: Absolutely not; expand the government for ICE, let them create more single motherhood, and fuck any sort of consistency.
Looks like shitting on conservatives is another reason why you are not considered a great political speaker here. I am not talking about great people that are not trying, I am talking about people who try but don't get what they are trying to get.

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Liberal Logic:

Republicans: Mr. President, we have a crisis at the border please help

Liberals: No, we won't because doing that would be racist.

Republicans: Well, can you at least take a look?

Liberals: No, because we don't care. And as a matter of fact, open them borders, and let all the immigrants come through. 

Republicans: Oh great, now we have an even bigger problem.
I do not believe that not having open borders is racist.  It’s just too authoritarian; the more taxpayers we can get in America, the better.  If republican counties aren’t fine with accepting the undocumented, that’s fine, the left counties can accept them.

I’m not a liberal; I’m an independent.  I’m pro life and I oppose vaccine mandates and I think murderers and rapists deserve the death penalty.  I think we need looser gun laws.  I also don’t like ICE, I think trans women should be classified as women if they pass as female, I support renewable energy, and I’m anti war.  I’m a mixed bag, like Joe Rogan.


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Looks like shitting on conservatives is another reason why you are not considered a great political speaker here.
I shit on both sides.
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I’m not a hardcore liberal or conservative.  I think for myself.