Calling all Godly people for spiritual warfare right now

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This site has the potential to be a website that acts according to the will of God. I am requesting that starting January 1st we all pray and fast every single day until the political process plays out.

We need to defeat evil and prayer and fasting is the way to go. Join me January first to pray and fast every day until the election is over and God declares a winner.

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12.31.2022 02:42AM

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@PREZ-HILTON

We will pray to which god exactly? In the tradition of which church or organization or whatever? I am sure that even the mainstream Christian base here or anywhere in the US could have been composed of different organizations and from where they start praying and celebrating a fight would have occured.

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12.31.2022 11:43AM

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Great beast of the Sky

Hear my cry

Awaken from your orb of light

And bring me victory in this fight

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@Intelligence_06

We will pray to which god exactly? In the tradition of which church or organization or whatever?

Your choice buddy. I was going to keep it to the Abrahamic God who is the God of Jesus, Muhhamed and Moses, but why should I deny you the opportunity to use your God to advance the good of this site?

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You are best. Korea

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Thank you. I already started my fast. Glad I have someone to do it with.

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I love to get an early start

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Are you going to hand out belt buckles that say "God Is With Us", like Hitler did?

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Not a bad ideal TBH. Why throw out the baby with the bath water?

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I'll take , ONE spiritual awakining please.

Call me daft if you will buttttt. I have NEVER.

THATS NEVER IN LIKE 30 YEARS.

NEVER EVER got the / my praying thing working.

Its almost like, i cant prayer proper.

When i do the prayer thing , it almost feels like .

Like Know one is hearing it.

Ya know what i mean.

I shoot blanks if you will.

I even face mecca when praying to " christian " god, just in case christian god isn't real .

And i desgise my prayers to not be Christian oriented.

If christian god aint real allah will think i sent it to him.

I dont mention jesus.

Now i am going to feel embarrassed for asking this but.

This prayer thingy you guys do , it is.

Left hand , taps head

And

Right hand is clockwise belly rubs hey ?

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it is.
Left hand , taps head
And
Right hand is clockwise belly rubs hey ?

While turning anticlockwise 7 times and then hiding under your bed in darkness for three days, Deb.

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@Stephen

I had a old mate that use to prayer for me.

Thats some fucking skills right there man.

He possessed this ability step to prayer for others.

Picture getting off one of these prayer things , anddd like possessing the umm, vocabulary to simply like at the end of the prayer adding a ( oh and thats from my mate deb.

I've witnessed this occurrence over two dozen times. ( getting prayed for )

He was that good of a prayerier , a preyerere you know.

He was good.

Unfortunately Carl is no longer with us here on land so i could be like " in the market " for a preyerer.

I'm quite happy to pay like, $2 bux a prayer.

Maybe even $3 for a good one.

Thats with a guaranteed min of two prayers per day sent.

This is a total diff post but.

Hold the fucking phone.

If i hedge my bets.

And get like peoples from all diffrent religions to do the prayers thing for me, im sure to get one of my prayer things heard by one of them god things.

Hold the fuck on again.

Fathom having 100 or so plus people doing a joint MULTI MEGA prayer thingy getting directly directed at you.

Surly a 100 people joint prayer is a more powerful kind of prayer then a ( ssp ) single shot prayer.

No god could not not hear a 500people prayer hey?

Its commen sense right.

The bible book would more then likely allude to this " coming together " of sorts hey.

But it doesn't say a 500 prayer is " BETTER " then a 25er.

Would you prayer for me?

Id pray for you.

Id pray for you real fucking hard.

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Imagine making up rude and crude prayers then and adding ( oh and thats from like Geoff )

Prayer bad prayers and say they are from others.

Cash can be made in this area.

I'll do it .

Prayer bad prayes at the gods that come in as received from yall.

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@Stephen

Did it.

I prayed for you.

I said god.

God i said . You are a silly, dumb dumb . From stephen.

Insta sent.

Powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

You want to watch yourself.

For $5 i want do it again

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@PREZ-HILTON

I don't believe the creator of the universe and everything in it controls outcome let alone gives a shit about some dirt bag politician or the people he or she will fuck over while in office. You are on your own, no one is coming to save you. There are however many coming to enslave you and control you. That you can take to the bank.

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01.07.2023 11:25PM

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Knowing You can prayer for other peoples

And grasping that, has started a new game.

For the last hour i have just been rubbishing the crap out of god and saying its from all you guys.

I am only kidding

For i know full well thatgtttttttt.

God would have a AWSOME tracker slash score keeping system and or device thing hey.

And he has that Omni thing.

His omni positive.

Do ya reckon god knows i have been to church 20 times and you been like 148 times. ?

I have contributed $200 bux

You have given $4394.70 ?

When ya die god looks at you to see the three numbers hovering just above your brow,

Church attendance number . ( in hours )

And a money given number . ( in US dollars )

And like how long youve believed in him. ( in days )

This instantly tells him how much love youhave for him.

I just can't help but feel that god would love the people with bigger numbers.

I don't know.

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01.07.2023 11:28PM

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Oh
Said Derek.

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Spiritual
Warfare

Two funny words used together hey?
Spiritual.
And
Warfare

It lets of a sent of oxymoron isum .

Spiritual.
Andddddddddd
Warfare.

I don't like it.
I don't want to play spiritual warfare.
Or don't i have that option ?

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Imagine if you weren't "spiritual" but having to deal with it at warfare grade levels.

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PLEASE ENLIST ME!!!!

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Deb.

Spiritual is an electro-chemical response to a sensory stimulus.

Though some people like to categorise their responses.

So the thrill experienced when you blow someone's head of is really the same as the anguish you feel when someone blows your bollocks.

Just different categories of spirituality.

Pain is an added bonus.

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Stephen

Did it.

I prayed for you.
I said god.
God i said . You are a silly, dumb dumb . From stephen.
Insta sent.

Powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

It may be that there is something in it, Deb. Mrs Stephen says I looked a bit pale this morning and I burnt my hand on the toaster where much effffffffffing & beeeeee's ensued to the morbid delight of Mrs Stephen.

Why is it always funny when someone else hurts themselves, Deb?

You want to watch yourself.

I will. I shall sit down quietly and read some of these religion threads. Hopefully the comical comfort will bring the colour back to my face and take my mind off my sore hand.

For $5 i want do it again

Well, can I suggest you try it on Tradesecret or Conservallectual or any of the other theist hypocrites here. I am sure there is quite a few £££££££'s to made from that lot.

May your godddddd be with you , Deb

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It hard to grasp man, almost impossible.

Spiritual.

To be , " spiritual "

Say it.

Spiritual.

So spiritual is this electro chem response thingy. ( which it is )

But. But.

I don't like it.

Spiritual.

Ya can't feel that.

Spiritual.

Well its a word that describes isn't it..

Spiritual.

It does nothing for me hey ?

Pass.

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So the word (spiritual) mean pretty much nutthin.

Then the word , WARFARE.

Warfare, tis a great word. Not what it is , but, its a great word.

Sooooooo.

When you see and when one " register" this now new one word.

Spiritual warfare.

Thats one word . Spiritual warfare.

When you register that, it ticks instantly leting off a smell of something bad happening, sometging fishy going down.

Inquire.

You start to think , i just encountered a oxymoron.

I don't think it is butttttt.

Its a funny word ( Spiritual Warfare )

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You could probably make a song about it.
Just put a emphasis on the word WARFARE.

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@Deb-8-a-bull

You've probably done it without noticing.

You think, oh!

Blimey.

You just didn't realise it was spiritual.