Which character do you think you are?
Not sure. Maybe R2D2?
I have a pretty good generic Star Wars baddie costume, but I’m not emo enough to be a close match for any dark side of the force people…
Given that I’m a veteran, there’s similarities with Obi-Wan; I certainly hope those never include suicide (seriously, letting Vader kill him made absolutely no sense). I also hope I never mug anyone (poor Vader!).