Face pareidolia proves that Jesus exists, praise!

I “dog sat” my neighbors new rescued dog appropriately named “Mary,” as in Jesus’ mother where He impregnated her through celestial incest since Jesus was her son and God, and couldn’t help but notice that when the dog Mary turned away from me, and in godly form, I explicitly saw Jesus on her dog butt, no shit, and no pun intended. as shown in the link below: 

https://www.imagebam.com/view/MEGY62J

Just look at the image in the link above that I took a picture of for every Christian to view, where Jesus is standing on Mary's dog butt with a recognizable face, hands, and feet!  This is telling me the proof once again that Jesus does exist, whereas, why else would such an explicit image of Him exist on my neighbors dog butt in the first place?!  2+2=4, praise!

Are there Christians present that can bring forth their face pareidolia of Jesus too?  

I “dog sat” my neighbors new rescued dog appropriately named “Mary,” as in Jesus’ mother where He impregnated her through celestial incest since Jesus was her son and God, and couldn’t help but notice that when the dog Mary turned away from me, and in godly form, I explicitly saw Jesus on her dog butt, no shit, and no pun intended. as shown in the link below: 

Therefore, what better vehicle to show signs and wonders from Jesus than on a dogs butt!  As you would agree, the only drawback would be when said dog takes a dump where that would show Jesus spewing forth shyte out of His mouth

Elliott,

YOUR QUOTE OF DESPAIR: "This is from the Cambridge Dictionary: “Pareidolia: a situation in which someone sees a pattern or image of something that does not exist, for example a face in a cloud.” There is no mention of Jesus or any divine intervention."

The pattern or image one sees relating to pareidolia DOES EXIST or they wouldn't have known it to exist in the first place!!! HELLO? There would be no mention of you if you saw an image of yourself on a piece of toast, would there? The non-mention of Jesus or divine intervention in the definition of pareidolia is therefore moot.

We see that you are having a very hard time in understanding miracles done by my serial killer Jesus as God, especially when I give you a verse quoted by Him: “So Jesus said to him, “Unless you see signs and wonders you will not believe.” (John 4:48) GET IT?!  Therefore, what better vehicle to show signs and wonders from Jesus than on a dogs butt!  As you would agree, the only drawback would be when said dog takes a dump where that would show Jesus spewing forth shyte out of His mouth, GET IT?! HUH?

YOUR OPINION BEING A HELL BOUND ATHEIST:  "As to Jesus appearing on a dog’s backside; if his intention was to inspire wonder and veneration, considering the setting of this manifestation it seems a bit of an epic fail."

Jesus showing Himself on a Dogs butt so explicitly as shown, is the beauty of the Pareidolia because you didn't expect Him to do it in this manner! In addition, you wouldn't expect Jesus to show Himself in bird poop as well!  

"While God also bore witness by signs and wonders and various miracles and by gifts of the Holy Spirit distributed according to his will." (Hebrews 2:4)