Here's mine. First, the order of categories is not static but whatever category was posted to last is top and second to last is posted second, etc. so that the most active categories are at the top- creating a sense of dynamic tension, a competition for top spot.
Then, my categories would be:
DebateArt.com
Debating
Original work
Favorite works of others
Current Events- political
Current Events- non-political
Mafia
other Forum Games
History
Conspiracy Theories
The Internet
Users
Feelings
Gods
Liquor and/or Sports
Archive