Keys and the Remote

I am 31 years of age and I have not yet devised a system whereby I do not lose this shit. 

Buy a bowl for the keys. Designate a spot on the coffee table for the remote. Ez

80% of the time the keys are under the living room couch and the remote is under the bed. No, I didn't mix up my words. No, I don't have a TV in my bedroom. Don't ask me how it works. Some of life's mysteries will forever remain mysteries.

You are a flawed human being like everyone else, it is impossible to "make sure nothing ever happens again" A line politicians use all the time. Then it happens again on steroids. You lose them because you get distracted. Same reason everyone loses things.