Fun old Airmax quotes (not election-related) *

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"Everything I'm doing is contrived. I need to infiltrate this community"
~airmax1227

“I need to infiltrate this community to observe the culture of the site. I did engage them, and it was for a sincere purpose”
~airmax1227

“I will walk among you and be your God, and you will be my people”
~airmax1227

"I've manipulated everyone on the site to become my friends since day one"
~airmax1227

"Im the most sociopathic member on the site"
~airmax1227

"My friendships on the site are not sincere"
~airmax1227

"I'm constantly lying"
~airmax1227

“I also manipulated everyone to believe I’m a different member”
~airmax1227

“nah... that would just lend it credibility... I'd instead make your assertions and any evidence you have seem conspiratorial and ridiculous, manipulate popular support against you and anyone who agrees with you, all while saying publically that I appreciate your attempts at keeping me in check and seeking truth.”
~airmax1227

"I perpetrated [9/11]"
~airmax1227

"I got crinack"
~airmax1227

“I am an evil fascist nutjob that has no qualms about banning everyone if they even look at me the wrong way”
~airmax1227

“The third world isn’t gonna exploit itself”
~airmax1227

“I don’t care about Iceland”
~airmax1227

"[All these quotes] were said in the context they imply"
~airmax1227

"I'm gonna rule [with] an iron, blood-stained fist"
~airmax1227

"None of my decisions are founded on moral grounds"
~airmax1227, paraphrased

"I'm an awful moderator"
~airmax1227

"I don't have an open mind"
~airmax1227

"You don't wanna have me on your bad side"
~airmax1227, in a threatening tone

"Age doesn't matter, Liz."
~airmax1227

“I am… less than nice”
~airmax1227

“I will admit to being the second gunmen on the grassy knoll, the one armed man, and the head of the Illuminati and the NWO. But my actions and conduct on DDO are generally impossible to criticize.”
~airmax1227

“I shot a guy”
~airmax1227

“[Deleting spam] is my biggest mistake as moderator”
~airmax1227

“Don’t quote me. Ever.”
~airmax1227

"I don't like some people, so I just take away their voting privileges or ban them"
~airmax1227

“I will come after you”
~airmax1227 to SeventhProfessor



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Disturbing shit
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I'm crushed emotionally by this disgusting and revelatory information.
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OK, what is happening?

First, why did Airmax say any of these things? When did he say so. Did you not perhaps took into account of irony?

Second, How is it possible that Shabshoral got banned until a date BEFORE now? Or is it 2206?
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OK, what is happening?
It's all in good fun. These quotes are intentionally entirely out of context, and intended to make it look like I'm some monster, but the people posing them are friends of mine. The humor is kind of hard to explain, but I like to think it points to the fact that I'm rather clean cut guy that rarely does or says anything controversial, so painting me as someone who would say these type of things at face value, has a fun ironic element to it.

First, why did Airmax say any of these things? When did he say so. Did you not perhaps took into account of irony?
Well, I suppose there is a story behind all of these quotes, and that might be fun to go into sometime. But I can assure you the context of them actually does make sense and remove value any "shock value" any might contain. Anyone posting these knows the entire thing is ironic, and it's actually just done for fun.
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I hope this young man finally found some sense. I tried my best with him on DDO, but I'm afraid he did seem a bit of a lost cause. 

All suits and pornographic philosophies. It's a shame, he really did start out such a nice young fellow. 
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Absolute classics I’m sold on Airmax for 2022