Hello I have covid 19, ask me anything

I've never felt better.

Of course, Christmas is over. 

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

My expertise is definitely more laden swallows. Your mom's too, as it happens. 

What then is the air speed velocity of a swallow laden with a coconut?

Ask your mom dude, not me. 

Welcome back, longtime no see

Cheers, my virtual buddy. Merry Christmas, man. 

Merry Christmas homie.

Hope you feel good and get better

Which vaccine did you take?

Moderna. Pfizer booster Christmas Eve. So much for that. 

I am glad you are well!  Happy New Year.

You have super immunity now. Double Vax with the omicron variant makes you covid proof for life

Why else do you think you're feeling fine? It did help.

Update: Still have covid. No fucking New Year's for me. 

Do you own a farm or something. I was thinking of buying some farm land. Like only a acre and slowly buying the land around me. Can I make an income off if less than an acre? 

We have a hobby farm at this point. About 300 acres including forestry and bogland. I'm fairly positive we're losing money on it, but it's good fun. I think you could make more money off an acre than we do off 300. 

Well it's going to solar power also, so. 

You’re not alone.  I tested positive on Dec 30th and have been pretty sick since- high fever,  very tired, congested and achy.  Missed beef bourguignon dinner and murder mysteries.  I’d feel sorry for myself but 1000 homes burned down in the space of an hour just ten miles north of me the other day so I am counting my blessings

If I don't test negative this morning, I'm going to crack up tbh. I feel like I'm a ghost haunting this house at this stage. There's no way I could ever have done the original two weeks isolation. 

Thankfully I seem to be completely asymptomatic, but make sure to take walks,  shout at people across the road, something. This shit isn't good for anyone's health. 

Still have covid 19.

11 days later, I am negative. Thank fucking Christ. 

Fuck, I'm bored. 

28 days later I am once again covid positive.

How many precautions do you take, in trying to avoid Covid?

Frequent handwashing?

Avoiding large groups?

Besides regular hygiene, absolutely none. 

Ah, it's only a very faint line on an antigen test. I reckon it's gone again tomorrow. Covid twice in a month though. 

Hence Covid.

Do you take precautions to prevent spreading Covid?

Well I don't bring it home to my mam. Covid's turning out an STD at this rate. That'd be embarrassing. 

Where are you from Badge?

If you don't mind me asking.

And f**king your "mam", would be more than embarrassing,

Well by traditional Western standards it would.

Or maybe not so, in the swampy backwoods of the U.S.

Especially if your dad was f**king your sister at the time.

It's just that "mam" is very colloquially British.

And do you wear a mask whilst Sexually Transmitting Diseases to your mam?

I'm an Irishman, zed. 

Ok.

I should have worked that out.

Haven't been over for a while.

Had a couple of weeks based on Achill Island last time I visited.